Out With the Old, In With the New?

Why does this keep happening to me? I broke up with OB because I didn’t have time for him, right? We already get this. I can’t exactly have a relationship right now. I’m trying to start a business. I have accepted far too much freelance writing work for one person to possibly manage. I’m working more hours at work. I’m struggling to find the time to remember to stick some moustache cream on my upper lip! Anyway, I went onto the dating site on which I met OB and The…

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So…. Today was shit.

Following on from my previous blog post (Dear OB…), I thought I’d best explain the need for such a fiery letter. When I got home from work, rather than going to see my Papa for Father’s Day, I had OB turn up at my door, shouting and screaming like a fucking nutter. We had agreed to go for a drink to talk and smooth things out, as well as giving each other the things we had left behind. Well that didn’t happen – we didn’t make it that far. We…

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NotSoSexintheCity Jock My Dating Life 

The Tale of the 11 Hour Date

I went on a date with Jock. Our date went on for 11 hours. I had so much fun with him, I didn’t even realise what the time was. Neither did he. Uh oh….. I didn’t think he liked me much. He didn’t hold my hand, he didn’t try to kiss me, he didn’t put his arm around me….. There was nothing. We talked and laughed a lot. We went to the arcades, we ate ice cream, we walked, we talked, at one point he even danced….. We did nothing…

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I Like Slow Sensual Sex…

Jock has got me figured right out. He says all the right things. He does all the right things. He’s a toy I can’t seem to get bored of right now. And the shit he keeps saying to me is driving me fucking crazy. “I like slow sensual sex, kissing, touching, watching the person’s reaction as you touch them… Finding out what makes them tick” That’s what kicked it all off. The second he said that to me, I knew sex with him would fucking rock. The way he kissed…

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Date Number Two. An Emotional Goodbye?

Well, he read my blog. OB read my blog. I’m trying to work out if this is a goodbye letter to you lot or a big Fuck You to him. I’m battling two sides of myself right now. The biggest part of me is telling me to say goodbye to you guys and to quit writing. It’s caused me nothing but hassle since OB first found it and I’m never going to be able to write in it now he’s definitely reading/read it. So, I shall set the scene –…

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NotSoSexintheCity Jock My Dating Life 

48 Hours to Go: First Night Nerves

It is exactly 48 hours until Jock gets to pick me up and take me away to his crib for the night to show me the time of my life. Shit. I’m totally not prepared for this. I don’t know if I have time to book a bikini wax and between you and me, things aren’t looking pretty down there right now. Ugh that means I’m going to need to shave. I hate shaving. I haven’t had time to buy new lingerie. What do I wear? How do I behave?…

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The Zoo.

I’m in serious trouble. I spent another fucking amazing 24 hours with Jock and I can honestly say that this guy absolutely rocks my world. I definitely wasn’t this happy with OB at the beginning. The only person I can compare him to right now is Big Love. And that just spells trouble, right? The reason I know I’m in trouble is because when I look at him, I don’t see his little flaws anymore. It doesn’t matter that he’s not all that well endowed. I don’t see the red,…

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NotSoSexintheCity Jock My Dating Life 

I’m Fucking Falling For You.

Gosh, I don’t even know where to start. So… I think I mentioned in my last post The Zoo that we were planning our next date for last night. (I’m a bit delayed in posting this again – this should have been uploaded a week ago) He picked me up in the evening after work and before he did, he text me saying “Wear the cowboy boots and a dress” so I did. I’m also glad I did. Apparently I looked stunning, gorgeous, beautiful and plenty of other words that…

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Happy First Birthday! Do You Believe in Signs?

I missed it!!! Yesterday was my little blog’s first birthday! The 10th July 2012, I wrote my very first post: So… What Makes Great Sex Great? If you had asked me one year ago whether or not I would still be writing in it in one year’s time, I would have said no. I don’t have the attention span to keep something like this going. Well I have. And it has become so much more to me than just a blog. I’ve mentioned before that you guys are my counselors,…

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NotSoSexintheCity Jock My Dating Life 

Will You Be My Girlfriend?

I just want to take a moment to say “Awwwwwwwww!” before I carry on with my story. So, Jock and I went on our sixth date last night. He picked me up at around 6:30pm and we grabbed a blanket, went to the grocery store and bought sandwiches for a picnic in a local country park. We laid and chatted, made out, ate sandwiches, got chased by geese that wanted our food and generally had an amazing time. Later on, when the park was closing, we went for a drive…

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