A Disastrous Introduction
Before we get to the disastrous introduction I need to give you…
That Fucking Bloke
Just when I thought my life was going swimmingly, someone came along…
I Hate It When Men Cry
Something happens to me when men cry, and it goes one of…
Boom! (I Think We’re Breaking Up)
So, things have been pretty bad with One Ball lately. And by…
Paranoid Prick
What’s the point in not cheating in a relationship if you’re only…
Feelin’ Grey
I did something really stupid, and now I need to admit that…
Other Good Adjectives
One Ball has been the perfect boyfriend. He came down to spend…
The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of (Literally)
I cannot believe I’m saying this, but The Guy I Couldn’t Get…
Done Waiting
Hello, my darlings. I think I’m done waiting for that man now.…