Ovulation Week
It’s ovulation week. I am ovulating. I know that because an app on my phone very nicely informs me that I might get pregnant, and also because my body wants to fuck everything in sight. And I mean EVERYTHING in sight. I would fuck each…
Bad in Bed, or Just Incompatible?
I guess, what I’m trying to ask is, what happens to the bad-in-bed people that we try not to think about too much? Do they miraculously get better at sex? Are their wives happy, or are they just settling? Was he bad in bed, or…
It’s a Bad Idea, Right?
“Hey, you. Fancy coming for a smoke at mine tomorrow night?” But did I really want to go on a date with that fella, then avoid him for the rest of eternity when it all inevitably fell to shit? It’s a bad idea, right...?
Dating Advice for Men: Stop Following Lots of Women
Hello, men. Today, I’d like to talk about something that royally pissed me off in my last almost-relationship and seems to be an issue across the board if social media is anything to go by. I want to talk about… drum roll, please… following lots…
Five AM
One night, not that long ago, I had the pleasure of receiving a message from a man. Quite a cute man. One that I’d never considered as a potential person-of-interest before, but let’s just say that the message wasn’t entirely unwanted. We chit-chatted for a…
The Big, Bad Guide to Fanny Farts
Hello friends. Today I’d like to talk about fanny farts, as the title suggests. I’m going to share with you how it feels as the fanny farter, and what I would like you to do as the victim… or, as I like to call you,…
2025
I thought I was holding things together pretty well in the first half of 2025, but looking back now, that was sheer delusion. I wasn’t holding anything together; I was swallowing things, burying them deep, and calling it compartmentalisation – which is a good idea…
Ask Me a Fucking Question
Something keeps happening, and it’s driving me absolutely insane. I can’t work out if it’s a thing people do when they’re not all that interested, or it’s just sheer laziness and self-absorption. Either way, I’ve had enough. Please, PLEASE, ask me a fucking question.
Garlic Bread
My DMs (/phone/life) seem to be filled with men who already have a partner, chasing me down like I’m the rabbit in a greyhound race. Literally. Do I give off cheating POS vibes? How do I stop that? Because I. don’t. like. it. I am…
This is My Confession
I'm not going to beat around the bush here, because there's not really much point. I did what I did, as did he; so instead, I'm going to come straight out with it. This is my confession, after all. Long story short...
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