Satisfyer 2 Pro Review
I recently purchased this delightful little sex toy – the Satisfyer 2 Pro – mostly because it was on special offer, but also because I’ve been pondering giving clit suck/blow toys a try for a while. It has EXCEEDED all of my expectations. I don’t…
BuzzPinky Licking Palm Shaped Vibrator Review
I’m going to start this BuzzPinky Licking Palm Shaped Vibrator review by saying, in no uncertain terms, that we are not a match made in heaven. In fact, we are mortal enemies. I hate the toy, and I think the toy hates me just as…
Axe Man
Before I say anything else, I would like to say that I was 99.5% responsible for what went wrong with Axe Man, who was my first proper candidate from Hinge. It all started off so well… then ended in what we called “mutual ghosting.” I…
My First 48 Hours on Hinge
For absolutely no reason whatsoever I decided to document my first 48 hours on Hinge. I’d seen other people talking about their awful experiences on the dating app, so I figured that my first ever time on there would probably be a “fun” experience.Spoiler: Fun…
Hey, How Are You?
I think about texting him sometimes. Just sometimes. Hey, how are you? I still think about you a lot. Too much, probably. I’m not over you. How’s tricks? I type out the words, then delete them, then type out some new ones before deleting those…
Rimmer
So, a man sent me a message. Let’s call him Rimmer, for reasons that will soon become apparent. I’d had an inappropriate little crush on Rimmer for a while, so I did that thing that women do when they’re trying to flirt on the socials:…
Ovulation Week
It’s ovulation week. I am ovulating. I know that because an app on my phone very nicely informs me that I might get pregnant, and also because my body wants to fuck everything in sight. And I mean EVERYTHING in sight. I would fuck each…
Bad in Bed, or Just Incompatible?
I guess, what I’m trying to ask is, what happens to the bad-in-bed people that we try not to think about too much? Do they miraculously get better at sex? Are their wives happy, or are they just settling? Was he bad in bed, or…
The Perfect Fit
Our mouths fitted together like they were always designed to find each other, tongues massaging, hands roaming… I almost lost my mind. It was the perfect kiss. The perfect fit. Just perfect. He didn't need direction. I didn't need to tell him where or how…
21 Red Flags in a Relationship You Shouldn’t Ignore
Relationships, eh? They can be absolutely brilliant... or an absolute disaster. While a good relationship should make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot, a dodgy one can leave you wondering why you ever bothered. The tricky bit? Spotting those sneaky little red flags in…
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