2025
I thought I was holding things together pretty well in the first half of 2025, but looking back now, that was sheer delusion. I wasn’t holding anything together; I was swallowing things, burying them deep, and calling it compartmentalisation – which is a good idea…
Ask Me a Fucking Question
Something keeps happening, and it’s driving me absolutely insane. I can’t work out if it’s a thing people do when they’re not all that interested, or it’s just sheer laziness and self-absorption. Either way, I’ve had enough. Please, PLEASE, ask me a fucking question.
Garlic Bread
My DMs (/phone/life) seem to be filled with men who already have a partner, chasing me down like I’m the rabbit in a greyhound race. Literally. Do I give off cheating POS vibes? How do I stop that? Because I. don’t. like. it. I am…
This is My Confession
I'm not going to beat around the bush here, because there's not really much point. I did what I did, as did he; so instead, I'm going to come straight out with it. This is my confession, after all. Long story short...
Premature Ejaculation: Here’s What I’d Want You to Do
I don’t have a penis, so I don’t and can’t know how it would feel to experience premature ejaculation. What I can know, though, is how I felt/would feel – and what I would want my penis-having lover to do about it.
September 18th
I saw things going very differently on September 18th. It’s not helpful, I know, but I haven’t been able to stop thinking about all the things we’d planned and talked about. You were going to turn up at the door in the middle of the…
The Perfect Penis: Is Size Important?
Hello, friends! Today, I’d like to talk about dicks. Specifically, I want to talk about the perfect penis: is size important? I’ve been asked it a lot, both in real life and on this little sex blog; and I can’t answer for anyone else (obviously,)…
A Date with No Chemistry
My date with no chemistry started when a 'friend' (male) sent me a message on FB, a few weeks ago, telling me that he was quitting the platform. It took me a minute to figure out who he was; we hadn’t seen each other for…
How to Give Her the Best Head of Her Life (According to Me)
Getting head, oral, licking pussy, cunnilingus, whatever you want to call it, I’ve been blessed with both the best and worst of it, so I thought I’d write a guide on how to give her the best head of her life – according to me.
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