My Dating Life The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of The Lapdog 

Why Do I Want What I Can’t Have?

There’s a guy. I mean, there’s always a guy, but it’s a guy that I’ve not introduced you to already. It’s not The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of (who I still haven’t dumped, by the way) or The Really Beautiful Man. The guy I want to talk about today is Number 19 on The List, otherwise known as The Lapdog. We love each to death, but every time we’ve tried to give our relationship a go it just hasn’t worked. I struggle to commit to him, probably still because…

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My Dating Life The Lapdog 

The Pros and Cons of The Lapdog

“You should write a pros and cons list for him. Then you’ll know what makes sense.” My coworker told me to stop moping and make some decisions. She’s right about making some decisions; I definitely need to do that. I’m still dating The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of, but it’s The Lapdog still weighing heavily on my mind. I’m starting to worry that I’m letting good guys pass me by because I’m too busy paying attention to the things that don’t feel right. But things should feel right ……

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I Finally Did It

I haven’t been around for a couple of days and I’m sorry for that. It’s been a pretty hectic week, but I thought it was about time that I gave you a little update. I’ll start with the Mama stuff … She got her blood tests back and they were all clear, so that was fucking awesomely good. She had an ultrasound and found some nodules, and we’re now awaiting some test results for those, to see if she needs removal and/or a biopsy or something like that. She’s in…

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My Dating Life My Mr. Grey One Ball The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of The Lapdog 

My Men: The Update

After a conversation at work today, I realised the men in my life were a mess and more than a little confusing. For my own benefit, as well as to keep you all in the loop, I have decided to try and make sense of what is going on. There’s My Mr. Grey …  I haven’t really been paying My Mr Grey a lot of attention these days. I don’t have the patience to deal with him while he figures out what he really wants. I adore him, I tell him…

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My Dating Life The Lapdog 

May 13th, 2012 – The Lapdog: Get Outta My Head

He’s in my head again. The Lapdog, I mean. We’ve communicated recently, and I saw his girlfriend walking past me earlier when I was outside my place of work having a quick smoke with my sister. It didn’t help that I came home and went through a bunch of files I have on my computer, coming across a few letters I’m pretty sure I never gave him. These were from before I started my blog, but I thought, rather than waste them, I should publish them. This one is dated…

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Big Love My Dating Life Number 35: The Take-Me-To-The-Woods-Guy One Ball The Lapdog 

April showers – It’s Raining Men!

Something’s going on here, I’m not entirely sure what. My head is all over the place. I think I need to get it down in print to clear my head. It feels like I haven’t blogged in such a long time and I have so much to catch you up on. I warn you, peeps, this could turn into a really long blog post. We’ll start with the P-word. Period. It seemed like it’d been such a long time since I had a period, so I thought I’d better check…

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The Nation of (Emotional) Hoarders.

I’m moving soon. In preparation for the move, I’m going through a whole bunch of stuff and getting rid of things I no longer have a use for. That’s the plan, only it doesn’t appear to be working that way. I keep finding stuff that I wish I hadn’t found. Like the pink vibrator I once shoved up the Big Love’s ass, in a drawer I hardly ever go into. Clearly, it’s been cleaned now, but I can’t help but remember that night … when he came really hard and…

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My Dating Life NSFW / Sex The Lapdog True Tales 

Two Years Ago Today …

Content Warning: Discussing recreational drug use. Guess what I was doing two years ago today, ladies & gentlemen … Remember The Lapdog? Well, I’m pretty sure I’ve already explained our relationship in rather too much detail over the course of this blog. You can read all about him, from start to finish, right here. Well, two years ago today, I was at a wedding with The Lapdog. It was his brother’s wedding and an amazing night. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned that particular night before. Let me tell…

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Two Years Ago Today … Again

Content Warning: Discussing recreational drug use. A video came up on my Facebook post earlier of The Lapdog’s nephew. He’s two years old today. Do you know what that means? That, ladies and gentlemen, means exactly two years ago today, I went to see the new baby in the hospital, still fucked from my MDMA binge the night before. And from all the fucking, obviously. It started with a quiet night at his, chilling on the bed, watching a film. It wasn’t long before we found ourselves sucking back MDMA…

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My Dating Life Someone New The Director The Lapdog 

Someone New Got In Touch

Erm…. So Someone New sent me a message last night. On Instagram too, bizarrely. I don’t know why he messaged me on there, I don’t think we’ve ever sent each other a message on there before. I didn’t even know you could direct message. I learn something new every day! I’m guessing he deleted my number, that’s probably why he sent me that message on Instagram. He said I’d popped up on his feed and he hoped my tests went OK. Yeah, right, I know the real reason he got…

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