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So, Today I Met a Boy …

I’m getting old and my teenage crush moments are few and far between these days, and that’s the explanation I’m giving for writing what is probably going to be a pathetic excuse for a blog post. In advance, soz. I met a boy. We’ve been speaking for a while, after meeting on Plenty of Fish, and I’ve decided to call him One Ball. Why? Because he’s only got one ball. He was born that way, apparently, and he’s quite forward when it comes to talking about it. he’s quite forward…

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My Men: The Update

After a conversation at work today, I realised the men in my life were a mess and more than a little confusing. For my own benefit, as well as to keep you all in the loop, I have decided to try and make sense of what is going on. There’s My Mr. Grey …  I haven’t really been paying My Mr Grey a lot of attention these days. I don’t have the patience to deal with him while he figures out what he really wants. I adore him, I tell him…

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Adding Another To The List

I need to add another one to the list of people I’ve slept with. Yes, that’s right, I finally fucked One Ball … and it was fabulous! Our little dalliance started with a message on an online dating website, then we met for a quick lunch, then we went for a hot chocolate or two, and then we shared our first kiss, which was just perfect, then I decided it was time to take things further so invited him to mine to watch a movie. The movie was Ted. We…

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Just Sex

Today I decided upon another breakup film. I’m slowly working my way through the list I should have gone through when Big Love and I first broke up. This is where we’re at: Sunday – 500 Days of Summer [How Long Does It Take to Get over Someone?] Monday – The Holiday Tuesday – Closer Why am I doing this? Because I can. Because I have to. Because I’m driving myself crazy with my pathetic obsession with Big Love and our big breakup, and I am determined to get him…

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The Kid Factor …

Friday’s breakup film went out of the window. Firstly, I was pissed off. Secondly, I went to a concert and had a rocking time instead. Why was I pissed off? Well, One Ball and I had plans this weekend. We were going to hang out on Saturday night, and because I had the entire day off work, we were going to have a picnic on Sunday, weather permitting. If the picnic was called off because of bad weather, we were going to spend the day together doing something else instead,…

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Bad Text Sex, Good Car Sex, The Exclusive Chat

I’ve been quiet recently. Sorry about that. It’s been a busy few days, but I thought it might be time to update you all with what’s been happening in my life. Are you ready? Drink in hand? Snacks close by? Then I shall begin … Big Love Let’s start with the Big Love obsession. Because, at this point, there’s no way it’s not an obsession. I was happily trundling through my two-week breakup crash course of sad, soppy movies that would absolutely make me cry, until, just like that, I…

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Would You Want to Know Your Sexual Review?

Right at the beginning of our relationship-thing, One Ball and I exchanged secrets. He told me a secret. In return, I told him that I was an anonymous sex blogger. It probably wasn’t the wisest decision I’ve made this year, but I felt like I could trust him and it just kinda slipped out. He doesn’t bring it up, he hasn’t brought it up since our chat, and he won’t go looking for it (or so he says). Until tonight. As a joke, apparently to gauge my reaction, One Ball…

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He Lied

One Ball met from me from work today, along with Bestie. We went for coffee, chatted, laughed, and joked. It was actually a pretty awesome evening. It made me very happy to see my best friend and my new boyfriend getting along so well. Until Bestie went home, that is, and One Ball gave me a ride back to mine. Then he dropped the newest bombshell in this saga that is meant to be our relationship. Let me just fill you in on some background stuff: he already lied to…

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He Lied … The Update

Last night, right after I published my blog post, One Ball sent me a message. Just word one: “Hey.” I replied with the same one word, and then he asked how my evening was going, and then I bit the bullet and asked him if he would like to go out and get something to eat with me. I feel like I should give him a chance to explain himself before I kick him to the kerb, although I was still fairly certain that I was going to kick him…

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I Think I’m Falling

I think I may be in trouble. I think I might care for One Ball more than I thought I did. Or my feelings have grown for him, I’m not sure. He’s gone back to where he normally works, a few hours drive from where I live, and he’s literally the only thing I can think about. He came to my work yesterday to say goodbye and it was almost too painful to bear. Okay, that might be a bit dramatic, but that’s how it felt. It suddenly felt very…

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