My Dating Life One Ball 

So, Today I Met a Boy …

So today, I met a boy… I’m getting old so the teenage crush moments that I have will be few and far between. This is my feeble excuse for an explanation as to why I’m about to have a very pathetic excuse for a blog post. I have been speaking to his guy that we shall call One Ball. We shall name him this because he told me he only had one ball; he was born that way. We met on the same online dating website that I met the…

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My Men: The Update

After a conversation at work today, I realised the men in my life were a mess and more than a little confusing. For my own benefit, as well as to keep you all in the loop, I have decided to try and make sense of what is going on. There’s My Mr. Grey …  I haven’t really been paying My Mr Grey a lot of attention these days. I don’t have the patience to deal with him while he figures out what he really wants. I adore him, I tell him…

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Adding Another To The List

I need to add another one to the list of men I’ve slept with. Yes, that’s right; I finally did One Ball, and it was fabulous! It started with a message on an online dating website, then we met for a quick lunch, then we went for a hot chocolate or two, and then we shared our first kiss, which was just perfect. Then I decided it was time to take things further – he came to mine to watch a movie. The movie was Ted – we laughed and…

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NotSoSexintheCity My Dating Life NSFW / Sex One Ball 

Today’s Breakup Film, Yesterday’s "Get Over Him" Fuck

Today I decided upon another breakup film. I’m slowly working my way through the list I should have gone through when The Big Love and I first broke up. Sunday – 500 Days of Summer Monday – The Holiday Tuesday – Closer Why am I doing this? Because I can. Because I have to. Because I’m driving myself crazy with my pathetic obsession over The Big Love and I am determined to get him out of my system once and for all. It’s been 8 and a half months and…

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The Kid Factor….

Friday’s breakup film went out the window. Firstly, I was pissed. Secondly, I went to a concert and had a rocking time. Why was I pissed? Well, One Ball and I had plans this weekend. We were going to hang out on Saturday night, and Sunday, because I had the entire day off work, we were going to have a picnic, weather permitting. If the picnic was off, we were going to spend the day together doing something – perhaps dinner, walking, talking, ice skating, etc. Anyway, he cancelled. One…

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Bad Text Sex, Good Car Sex, The Exclusive Chat

I’ve been quiet recently. Sorry about that. It’s been a busy few days, but I thought it might be time to update you all with what’s been happening in my life. Are you ready? Drink in hand? Snacks close by? Then I shall begin … Big Love Let’s start with the Big Love obsession. Because, at this point, there’s no way it’s not an obsession. I was happily trundling through my two-week breakup crash course of sad, soppy movies that would absolutely make me cry, until, just like that, I…

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Would You Want to Know Your Sexual Review?

Right at the beginning of our “whatever it is” One Ball and I exchanged secrets. He told me a secret and I told him I was an anonymous sex blogger. He doesn’t bring it up, he hasn’t brought it up, and he doesn’t go looking for it, but tonight we had a conversation about it. He told me he had found my blog as a joke to “gauge” my reaction. I told him that I would be devastated if anyone ever found it; it’s too raw, too emotional, and too…

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He Lied.

One Ball met from me from work. As did the Bestie I’ve never had a dalliance with. We went for coffee, chatted, laughed, joked… It was a pretty awesome evening. It made me very happy to see my Bestie and my new guy getting along so well. Until the Bestie went home, and One Ball gave me a ride back to mine. Then he dropped the newest bombshell in this saga that is our “Relationship” Let me just fill you in on the background stuff – he already lied to…

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NotSoSexintheCity My Dating Life One Ball 

He Lied… The Update

So, last night One Ball text me in the end. Funnily enough, it was right after I wrote my blog post. He text me one word: “Hey” I replied, he asked how my evening was going, and I asked him if he wanted to go out for something to eat. I guess I should at least give him the chance to explain himself. A long and extensive conversation with the Bestie assured me that kicking him to the kerb was the right thing to do after two massive lies, but…

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NotSoSexintheCity My Dating Life One Ball 

I Think I’m Falling.

I think I may be in trouble. I think things with One Ball have gotten serious. He has gone back to his normal place of work, a few hours from here, and he’s all I can think about. He came to see me yesterday while I was at work to say good bye, and it was almost painful. It’s only going to be two weeks until I see him – he’s gone back to his normal town for good, and he’ll be going away for two weeks on a course,…

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