My Dating Life One Ball 

So, Today I Met a Boy …

So today, I met a boy… I’m getting old so the teenage crush moments that I have will be few and far between. This is my feeble excuse for an explanation as to why I’m about to have a very pathetic excuse for a blog post. I have been speaking to his guy that we shall call One Ball. We shall name him this because he told me he only had one ball; he was born that way. We met on the same online dating website that I met the…

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My Men: The Update

After a conversation at work today, I realised the men in my life were a mess and more than a little confusing. For my own benefit, as well as to keep you all in the loop, I have decided to try and make sense of what is going on. There’s My Mr. Grey …  I haven’t really been paying My Mr Grey a lot of attention these days. I don’t have the patience to deal with him while he figures out what he really wants. I adore him, I tell him…

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Adding Another To The List

I need to add another one to the list of men I’ve slept with. Yes, that’s right; I finally did One Ball, and it was fabulous! It started with a message on an online dating website, then we met for a quick lunch, then we went for a hot chocolate or two, and then we shared our first kiss, which was just perfect. Then I decided it was time to take things further – he came to mine to watch a movie. The movie was Ted – we laughed and…

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The Big Love Got in Touch…

My horoscopes have said recently that an old flame would get in touch. I actually thought they were referring to Number 3 from the other night: So I Got Turned Down. Turns out I was wrong. The Big Love got in touch. This was last night and I’m still reeling… Our old friend and tattoo artist had hung himself. It was a courtesy message. I couldn’t believe it. This guy was so full of life, and such a talented artist; how had this happened? I stalked the Big Love‘s Facebook.…

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Today’s Breakup Film, Yesterday’s "Get Over Him" Fuck

Today I decided upon another breakup film. I’m slowly working my way through the list I should have gone through when The Big Love and I first broke up. Sunday – 500 Days of Summer Monday – The Holiday Tuesday – Closer Why am I doing this? Because I can. Because I have to. Because I’m driving myself crazy with my pathetic obsession over The Big Love and I am determined to get him out of my system once and for all. It’s been 8 and a half months and…

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Thursdays film – My Five Ex-Girlfriends

Another night, another film. This one is a bit odd but was suggested to me by One Ball. He doesn’t know about my current obsession with The Big Love, nor does he know about my two week breakup crash course, but he stole some films from my hard drive, came across this one and told me I must watch it. Apparently it’s good for a breakup. So here I am…. There were a few things about this film that started the cogs turning. At one point, the guy changed his…

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The Kid Factor….

Friday’s breakup film went out the window. Firstly, I was pissed. Secondly, I went to a concert and had a rocking time. Why was I pissed? Well, One Ball and I had plans this weekend. We were going to hang out on Saturday night, and Sunday, because I had the entire day off work, we were going to have a picnic, weather permitting. If the picnic was off, we were going to spend the day together doing something – perhaps dinner, walking, talking, ice skating, etc. Anyway, he cancelled. One…

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Bad Text Sex, Good Car Sex, The Exclusive Chat…

I’ve been a little out of action recently. It’s been a busy few days so I thought I would let you know what was happening in my life. We shall start with The Big Love obsession. I was trundling though my two week crash break up course of sad, soppy movies and crying myself to sleep but to be honest, I just got a bit bored of being a manic depressive so it would appear that I snapped myself out of it. Yes I still miss him. Yes he has…

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Would You Want to Know Your Sexual Review?

Right at the beginning of our “whatever it is” One Ball and I exchanged secrets. He told me a secret and I told him I was an anonymous sex blogger. He doesn’t bring it up, he hasn’t brought it up, and he doesn’t go looking for it, but tonight we had a conversation about it. He told me he had found my blog as a joke to “gauge” my reaction. I told him that I would be devastated if anyone ever found it; it’s too raw, too emotional, and too…

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He Lied.

One Ball met from me from work. As did the Bestie I’ve never had a dalliance with. We went for coffee, chatted, laughed, joked… It was a pretty awesome evening. It made me very happy to see my Bestie and my new guy getting along so well. Until the Bestie went home, and One Ball gave me a ride back to mine. Then he dropped the newest bombshell in this saga that is our “Relationship” Let me just fill you in on the background stuff – he already lied to…

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