My Threesome Flops: Part Two My Dating Life My Mr. Grey NSFW / Sex The Fireman 

My Threesome Flops: Part Two

I’ve been talking about threesomes. Well, group sex really. In case you weren’t aware of why I’ve got the hump and feel the need to shout about my failing sex life when it comes to group activities, you should check out this recent post. Plus this post from Exhibit A which prompted my nostalgic reminiscing / ranting. Following on from the foursome with The Fireman, my high school friend and her boyfriend that epically went tits up, I feel the need to tell you about my second group sex situation.…

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260 Miles of Emotion.

My head is a fucking mess. Like an actual fucking mess. A disaster zone. I should probably fill you in on what is happening really. So… we had the breakdown of my relationship with my Beautiful Tattooed Jock. The last post I put up should have been published last night but I didn’t because I was too busy taking care of a 9-week old kitten that had been abandoned by her owner. And crying my heart out. The night before, Saturday night, I saw My Mr. Grey. He did come…

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34 Tomorrow, Eh?

Two years ago today. Fuck. It’s that time of year again. It’s My Mr. Grey’s birthday tomorrow. I remember what we were doing two years ago today. Fuck I miss that.  That would explain why he has been messaging me a lot recently. Things have gotten a little saucy between us recently. He’s been paying me plenty of compliments, and I’ve been lapping them up. Isn’t that how it works between us? Isn’t that the game we play? He puts me on the highest pedestal that he possibly can, and…

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Coming At Me From All Angles.

I have literally got guys coming at me from all sorts of angles. It’s ridiculous. When the fuck did this happen to me? Utterly fucking ridiculous. I spent a beautiful night with Jock last night. Granted he turned up 12 hours later than he should have done, but he was exhausted and probably would have died, asleep at the wheel if he hadn’t gone home and then fallen asleep. Whatever, we got the night together and it was pretty fantastic. We fell asleep watching The Purge Anarchy, after a picnic…

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Mr. Grey Will See You Now…

Well, the eagerly awaited trailer for the long-coming film Fifty Shades Of Grey has been released… and what a trailer it has proved to be already. There was the shock of the ‘exclusive’ Beyonce version of Crazy In Love which I had kinda predicted anyway… Just ask Bestie. I told him it would be her. [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfZWFDs0LxA] As soon as I watched it, I shared it. Of course I did. I knew of too many other women that were eagerly awaiting the release of this film trailer. This book, and…

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The Girl I Can’t Forget.

So… I was talking to My Mr. Grey about the book that I’ve gone and self-published on Amazon, and he asked if he was in it. He knows a bit about it of course; he’s been in my life long enough to know most things about me. Of course he was in it. Of course!  It was THAT night that we shared in the hotel for his birthday. That night where his fist somehow slipped into me. That night where we both pushed a few boundaries and fell too hard,…

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My Mr. Grey is Moving Away.

Hey, that rhymed. I posted on his Facebook page: “I miss your face.” He text me right back just moments later: “I miss so much more than your face” We talked for a bit. Then he told me. He’s moving to the other side of the world. He’s moving to the side of the world I used to live in. Something has happened that he doesn’t want to talk about and he’s got his Visa sorted. He’s considering selling his apartment to pay for his travel etc. to the other…

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Paranoid Prick

You want to know whether or not I fucked My Mr. Grey on his visit down to my end of the country, don’t you? Don’t worry, I’m not going to beat around the bush. I’ll get to the point: I didn’t do it. I didn’t fuck My Mr. Grey. And although it was the right decision – the moral one – I’m not happy about it at all. Nope. Not at all. One Ball is a good man. We’ve had our ups and downs, yes, but he’s been a very…

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I Want to Fuck My Mr. Grey

I did a really stupid thing: I text My Mr. Grey. I don’t really know why I did it. I think I was just overthinking the shitty second week One Ball and I had together, overanalysing all the little flaws I can see starting to appear in our relationship. He’s quite immature and boyish at times, and he really can’t make a decision to save his life, and there are lots of other little things that are making me think perhaps he’s just not the right kind of guy for…

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1 Sleep to Go. Where am I?

One Ball is turning up again tomorrow. I’m nowhere near as prepared and ready as I should be, and everything that I have tried to sort out has fallen apart. I’m starting to feel a little down, like life is deliberately trying to get me down. Or maybe I’m just being melodramatic? I went lingerie shopping so that I could treat One Ball to something new and cute, but I made the mistake of not trying on the bra before buying. Instead, I threw caution to the wind, bought the…

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