My Threesome Flops: Part Two My Dating Life My Mr. Grey NSFW / Sex The Fireman 

My Threesome Flops: Part Two

I’ve been talking about threesomes. Well, group sex really. In case you weren’t aware of why I’ve got the hump and feel the need to shout about my failing sex life when it comes to group activities, you should check out this recent post. Plus this post from Exhibit A which prompted my nostalgic reminiscing / ranting. Following on from the foursome with The Fireman, my high school friend and her boyfriend that epically went tits up, I feel the need to tell you about my second group sex situation.…

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260 Miles of Emotion.

My head is a fucking mess. Like an actual fucking mess. A disaster zone. I should probably fill you in on what is happening really. So… we had the breakdown of my relationship with my Beautiful Tattooed Jock. The last post I put up should have been published last night but I didn’t because I was too busy taking care of a 9-week old kitten that had been abandoned by her owner. And crying my heart out. The night before, Saturday night, I saw My Mr. Grey. He did come…

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34 Tomorrow, Eh?

Two years ago today. Fuck. It’s that time of year again. It’s My Mr. Grey’s birthday tomorrow. I remember what we were doing two years ago today. Fuck I miss that.  That would explain why he has been messaging me a lot recently. Things have gotten a little saucy between us recently. He’s been paying me plenty of compliments, and I’ve been lapping them up. Isn’t that how it works between us? Isn’t that the game we play? He puts me on the highest pedestal that he possibly can, and…

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Coming At Me From All Angles.

I have literally got guys coming at me from all sorts of angles. It’s ridiculous. When the fuck did this happen to me? Utterly fucking ridiculous. I spent a beautiful night with Jock last night. Granted he turned up 12 hours later than he should have done, but he was exhausted and probably would have died, asleep at the wheel if he hadn’t gone home and then fallen asleep. Whatever, we got the night together and it was pretty fantastic. We fell asleep watching The Purge Anarchy, after a picnic…

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Mr. Grey Will See You Now…

Well, the eagerly awaited trailer for the long-coming film Fifty Shades Of Grey has been released… and what a trailer it has proved to be already. There was the shock of the ‘exclusive’ Beyonce version of Crazy In Love which I had kinda predicted anyway… Just ask Bestie. I told him it would be her. [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfZWFDs0LxA] As soon as I watched it, I shared it. Of course I did. I knew of too many other women that were eagerly awaiting the release of this film trailer. This book, and…

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The Girl I Can’t Forget.

So… I was talking to My Mr. Grey about the book that I’ve gone and self-published on Amazon, and he asked if he was in it. He knows a bit about it of course; he’s been in my life long enough to know most things about me. Of course he was in it. Of course!  It was THAT night that we shared in the hotel for his birthday. That night where his fist somehow slipped into me. That night where we both pushed a few boundaries and fell too hard,…

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My Mr. Grey is Moving Away.

Hey, that rhymed. I posted on his Facebook page: “I miss your face.” He text me right back just moments later: “I miss so much more than your face” We talked for a bit. Then he told me. He’s moving to the other side of the world. He’s moving to the side of the world I used to live in. Something has happened that he doesn’t want to talk about and he’s got his Visa sorted. He’s considering selling his apartment to pay for his travel etc. to the other…

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A #RoyalBaby is Born!

Well I should start by saying a MASSIVE congratulations to Kate & William on the birth of their baby boy! Yet to be named and the photograph not yet released to the public; you can bet your last dollar that this new Prince is going to be the cutest kid on the block! With William and Kate as parents, there’s no way he won’t be a cutie! On the same as this Royal Baby, my Bestie celebrated his late 20-something birthday. We spent the day monging out because we are…

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Paranoid Prick.

Again I have left it too long until I blogged. I’m sorry folks. What’s been happening? I know you’re all dying to hear whether or not I met up with My Mr. Grey and f***ed the crap outta him, right? Well I didn’t. And although I’m proud of myself, I’m mighty pissed off about it. I decided that it wasn’t a good idea. One Ball is worth so much more than that and I don’t want to be THAT cheating bitch. The one that made him fall in love with…

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I Want to Fuck My Mr. Grey.

He’s down next weekend. His sex life is pretty pants right now. I know this because he told me. I know what this means. He wants a weekend with me. I want a weekend with him too. I love the way One Ball fucks me. The only problem is I know the way that One Ball fucks me. It’s predictable. I know how he works, what he likes and how to make him cum. Well almost. I need something different. I think that’s why I haven’t blogged, or wanted to be…

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