Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex 

Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored

[#NSFW inc. images] You got me some type o’ way. Yes, you. You don’t know who you are, but I do. Not that I really know you, but I know some of what you’re about – and what I know, I like. I shouldn’t, but I do. I know exactly what’s going on here, don’t worry. I’m bored. Affection-starved. In need of passion and excitement. I’m not going to do anything stupid, because I’m not stupid, but my mind is wandering. As are my hands. And it’s you I’m thinking…

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Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex The Lapdog 

I Miss My Twenties

> Probably a little NSFW.  An ex fling thing put some pictures of him and his fiancée on Facebook today, all dressed up and ready to go out, and I had so many thoughts that I felt it might be fun to write a few of them down.  Couples get a bit weird once they’ve been together for a while, don’t they? The Facebook album titled “The Big Night Out” ends up sprinkled with an unhealthy amount of nice hotel bathroom shots, images of towels folded into weird shapes on…

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Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex 

It Could Have Been a Great Night

I always wondered what it would have been like if we’d introduced a third party into our sex life. I know it’s a bit too late for what-ifs now, but I do wonder, just sometimes. And I think that’s one of my prominent life regrets: not saying yes when I was given the opportunity to have one last bite at the girl-boy-girl bullet. I imagine it would have been a glorious occasion. I also wonder if we would have looked back over the night with happier, hornier memories than my actual…

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After School Boy Blazer Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex 

#FreshlyPolished – After School Boy Blazer

“Gosh, it’s been a really long time! How have you been?”  Luke couldn’t believe his eyes when Shelley walked into the conference room of the hotel. He hadn’t expected her to turn up to their school reunion, but he was glad that she had. She hadn’t aged. In fact, she looked exactly the same as she did on their last ever day together. Long, dark hair with her big brown eyes, the denim jacket she was wearing now replacing the blue blazer they’d worn in school together. She even had…

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“What Are Your Fantasies?” Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex 

“What Are Your Fantasies?”

Because I Can’t Write a Novel – Day 16: “What Are Your Fantasies?” A friend recently asked me this question and I didn’t know how to answer it. I don’t know. I don’t know what my fantasies are. That’s not a good thing, right? I’m thirty years old. Surely this is something I’d know by now? Or at least I should do? I’ve had little check-boxes I’ve ticked off over the years but a fantasy, a real fantasy …? I don’t think I have one of those. I’ve always wanted…

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How to Give Your Girlfriend the Best Head of Her Life ... Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex 

How to Give Your Girlfriend the Best Head of Her Life …

I keep reading all these posts on the internet, in particular places such as Cosmo, telling men “how to give the perfect cunnilingus” and other such bollocks. Admittedly I have learned a few tips and tricks from articles like these in magazines and on websites, but for the most part, I find myself giggling at the ridiculous things I’m reading. I don’t know how to make the ‘average’ woman come to orgasm via cunnilingus, therefore I feel that the title “How to Give Your Girlfriend the Best Head of Her Life”…

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Wax. Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex 

Wax.

[NSFW inc. images] With each molten droplet of wax that fell onto my naked, pale skin, I gasped. Every single drop made my toes crunch up a little more, made my back arch a little bit more, made my inhale of breath that little bit sharper and more urgent. I couldn’t work out if I loved it or hated it, the burning touches sending goosebumps erupting across my body, quickly making their way over my arms and legs, breasts, stomach, buttocks … It was as though every inch of me…

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