THE LIST: What’s Your Number?
In order, as best my memory would allow:
Number 1: My First Boyf
Number 2: The Tie-Me-Up Guy
Number 3: The Bad Memory
Number 4: The Actor With The Small Penis
Number 5: The Fireman
Number 6: The Fireman’s Sister
Number 7: The Garden Shed Guy
Number 8: The Garden Shed Guy’s Girlfriend
Number 9: The Guy Just Out Of Prison
Number 10: The Guy Who Was Actually Gay
Number 11: Sailor Boy
Number 12: The Lurch
Number 13: Hot High School Kid
Number 14: Hip High School Kid
Number 15: High School Bully
Number 16: The Boy On Pills
Number 17: The Bus Driver
Number 18: The Postman
Number 19: The Lapdog
Number 20: The Oh-My-God Guy
Number 21: Monobrow Boy
Number 22: The Copper
Number 23: The Drunk Army Guy
Number 24: The Older Guy
Number 25: The Married Guy
Number 26: The Girl I Can’t Forget
Number 27: My Mr. Grey
Number 28: The Hubby
Number 29: The Prison Warden
Number 30: The Guy With The Big Ears
Number 31: The Best Man
Number 32: The Supervisor
Number 33: The Asshole
Number 34: The Fake Italian
Number 35: The Take-Me-To-The-Woods Guy
Number 36: The Neighbour’s Husband
Number 37: Big Love
Number 38: The Stripper
Number 39: The Drunk Guy On The Other Side Of The World
Number 40: My Mate’s Date’s Mate
Number 41: The Fireman On The Other Side Of The World
Number 42: The Savage Dog Guy
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– THIS IS WHERE THE BLOG STARTED –
Number 43: The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of
Number 44: One Ball
Number 45: My Beautiful Tattooed Jock
Number 46: The Work Colleague
Number 47: Someone New
Number 47a: The Dom
[complicated, intimate, no-physical-contact relationship]
Number 48: The Director
Number 49: Brown Eyes
Number 50: Bear
*indicates that we did not have sex.
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