The Answer Is Go Fuck Yourself Brown Eyes My Dating Life The Director 

The Answer Is Go Fuck Yourself

My love life is going great. I’m happily coupled up with Brown Eyes who’s come along and swept me off my feet just like I’d always asked for, hoped for, wished for. We all know what’s going to happen next don’t we? It just has to go wrong. Of course it does. That’s how life goes. There’s nothing wrong with us, of course. We’re sailing along just fine. He loves me, I’m still figuring the L-word out, nothing to worry about. But the other night, sat in my bed chatting…

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Matching Tattoos?! My Dating Life The Director 

Matching Tattoos?!

Do you want to know something that makes me really mad? Let me tell you. Men who think I’m stupid. That’s what makes me hopping mad. Men (and women for that matter) who underestimate me, somehow getting me confused for a thicker version of myself. My latest rant comes courtesy of The Director who, for the most part, seems to have kept himself to himself. He’s blocked in every which way I can block but because of some “business connections”, I was still being notified about little things. It was following…

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Monday Morning Musings My Dating Life The Director 

Monday Morning Musings

I’ve had an epiphany, ladies and gents. I’ve realised something. Have you ever seen the movie, ‘Good Luck Chuck’? I’m the female version of Charlie Logan. You sleep with me and then you find your happy-ever-after with the next girl who comes along. There’s a fucking curse on me. I’m sure of it. *I don’t believe in curses… I don’t think.  Seriously though, in the last month, one ex got engaged, one had a baby, The Dom fell in love and now, The Director has publicly announced he has a…

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Project: Love Thyself Me & My Opinions My Dating Life Someone New The Director The Dom 

Project: Love Thyself

Well, hello peeps. I guess I’m back. I knew I’d be back. I love my blog. I’m not ready to let it go yet. I just need to start using it better. If it’s meant to be teaching me lessons, why aren’t I learning them? So… Let’s update. I left things on a cliffhanger I guess. I was kinda torn between The Dom and The Director. I took a huge step back from The Dom because as much as I adore the guy and I want him in my life,…

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My Dating Life The Director The Dom 


My life seems to be full of ultimatums right now. Ultimatums and uncertainty. I hate it. The Dom and I were fighting. If The Director is in my life, The Dom won’t be. He also seems to think I won’t be able to have a relationship with someone who DOESN’T know and read the blog. Of course he would say that… wouldn’t he? And what does that even mean? It really struck a chord with me and it sent my head into overdrive. And now I can’t stop thinking about…

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I Can't Let It Go My Dating Life The Director 

I Can’t Let It Go

Right, I need to talk about it. I need to talk about this whole Director situation. I can’t make sense of it and I need to. Soon. There are two sides to every story. His side was apparently a little different to mine. When we discussed the reasoning behind me giving him the boot, for every factor I gave him, he had a rebuttal. One that made sense too, not just some bullshit excuse because he’s full of it. Being able to talk to him, face to face, it made…

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Love Bites My Dating Life NSFW / Sex Sex Tips The Director 

Love Bites.

What is it about men and love bites? I don’t know if I told you but after my rough and ready ‘bonus night’ with The Director, I walked away with the mother of all hickeys on my neck. A big one, centre-stage, right where everyone could see it. What the fuck? You’re a 40-something year old man. What the fuck do you think you’re doing having a good old suck on my throat? Do you think you’re fucking 13 or something? I’m so angry. Honestly, hickeys are by far one…

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My Dating Life Someone New The Director The Dom The Lapdog 

Because At Christmas, You Tell The Truth.

I’ve watched Love Actually twice this week. I’d never seen it before, and it’s ended up becoming one of those movies I instantly fall in love with. And as I watching it, I realised a few things. So, in the spirit of Christmas, I’m telling the truth. Let’s start with The Dom.  Well, we met for the first time. I kept meaning to write about it but honestly, I just couldn’t seem to find the words. I kept starting posts and not being able to finish them, or just getting…

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My Dating Life The Director 

Head: Fucked.

I’ve figured out what I’m good at in life. Bad decisions. Bad decisions and sex. I think those are my two talents. Perhaps writing too? I made a whopper of a bad decision yesterday. After blowing The Director out like a good girl on Tuesday, Wednesday didn’t carry with it quite as much common sense. I agreed to meet him at 2pm for a ‘business meeting’. 2pm turned into 4pm. A business meeting turned into three bottles of wine. Final result… We finished half the work we said we were…

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My Dating Life The Director 


I’m such a dick. Like, legitimately, the biggest dick in the world. You’ll be happy to know I’ve come to my senses in a roundabout kinda way. The Director, seeing him, helping him with his business stuff… It’s all a very bad idea. All of it. Even the slightest hint of him. I have genuine feelings for this man. I haven’t heard from him at all today and it has affected my mood a lot. I’m a grump. Quiet. Withdrawn. Tired. Pissed off. All of the above. It’s all in…

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