NotSoSexintheCity My Dating Life Someone New 

Someone New.

I’ve started talking to someone new. I really quite like him thus far so you know there’s going to be something wrong with him, or he’ll just stop talking to me for what seems to be no good reason at all like so many of the rest have done. I need to think of a good name for him. Maybe I’ll come to that later. He’s a few inches taller than me (tick), runs a bike accessories shop and has a bike (tick), he’s agreed to give my Papa discount…

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NotSoSexintheCity My Dating Life Someone New 

A Guy Who Wants to Be Your Guy.

I’m in that place again. That place where I can’t think straight or gather my thoughts for long enough to write them down. My head has been clouded over by my Someone New and I’m going to be honest with you, I’m absolutely loving every moment of it. Naughty with just the right amount of nice, he has awoken every sense in me. We haven’t stopped talking. We’ve moved onto actual voice to voice contact now. We spent most of last night on the phone, him building furniture for his…

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My Dating Life Someone New 

Nakedly Tangled…

Soooo, what’s been happening with you guys? Actually, I don’t care. Shush. I want to tell you about my Someone New who I am now well and truly smitten with. And no, we still haven’t met. We’ve Facetimed and spoken for HOURS on the phone. We text literally from the second we wake up, to the second we go to bed at night. We’ve discussed everything, anything you could think of. Movies, music, food, family, work, sex, past loves, you name it, we’ve talked about it. There’s not one thing…

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NotSoSexintheCity My Dating Life Someone New 

What Were the Chances? (Someone New – Date One)

So I felt that I would take a slightly different approach to this date. I’m going to give you an hour by hour rundown as it happens. A minute-taking, if you like, of my first date with Someone New. Now, I do appreciate that I’m putting this date on quite the pedestal but fuck it, good or bad, we’re doing this together. So, this is me at 5:44pm. Our date was meant to have started somewhere around the 2/3pm mark but his meeting overran quite a bit so now we’re…

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NotSoSexintheCity Jock My Dating Life Someone New 

Maybe It’s Just a Bad Day?

It’s been a really good day for me. Well, up until a point anyway. I left the house today (woo hoo!), my bowels behaved themselves, my love life is still going swimmingly, I did some shopping, had a lot of fun, and then… I got a massive commission from a sale on one of my websites. In fact, it was the biggest commission I’d made in a single sale and I hit the roof with excitement. As happy as I was, I had this niggling feeling and I realised I…

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Date Number Two With Someone New.

*This actually happened on Tuesday 3rd Feb – I’m just lazy and didn’t post* So we decided to go bowling for our second date. I got the bus there (because I’d already missed two trains) and had to pay a small bloody fortune for a cab back because I couldn’t find my bus ticket and there were no more trains. Despite this, I had such a good time. Oh, and I got drunk… again. We’ve been on two dates and both times I’ve been drunk. The first date I was…

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My Dating Life NSFW / Sex Someone New 

While We’re Doing The Honesty Thing…

I’ve been mulling over how to write this for a couple of days. During one of our naughtier conversations, my Someone New divulged to me a little bit of information. I’m going to need to be careful how I word this, and I shall tell you why in just a moment, but we’re talking a pre-cum situation. As in, lots of it. Just as we said our goodnights after talking about our “Famous five” (list of five celebrities we’d have a free pass to cheat with if we ever could)…

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Date Number Three. FUCK!

So my Someone New and I, we went on our third date. We didn’t have sex. Almost, but we didn’t. But I can 100% wholeheartedly tell you that I CANNOT keep my hands off this guy. Literally CANNOT keep my hands off him. It was pathetic. I was a pathetic, horny little mess. He loved the attention and said as much but even I know that the behaviour I displayed was very unlike me. We met (an hour later than agreed) and went for a quick coffee and a piece…

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#SmearForSmear

So, keeping in line with the whole #SmearForSmear thing, I went and had mine done. I should wait two weeks for the results and if I’d not been sent a letter, it should be fine but to give my doctor a call. Less than seven working days after I had my smear, I got a letter. “There were some changes to some of the cells in your cervix called high grade dyskaryosis. It is unlikely that you have cancer but these changes need investigation and the appropriate treatment.” That’s right,…

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Date Number Four With Someone New.

So ladies and gentlemen, I have good news to report. Someone New and I finally managed to get our shit together and made it to the bedroom and let me tell you, date four was every bit as exciting and thrilling as I thought it would be. The perfect way to start four weeks of no sex…. I shall go into that later. He met me from the station on Tuesday evening and we grabbed some groceries for dinner. Back at his, awkward and nervous at the start as always,…

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