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29 The Prison Warden
Sex FailsEx-Husband

Number 29: The Prison Warden

It started as a joke, then moved on to rules, and the…

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Naked Chef
Ex-HusbandTrue Sex Stories

Naked Chef

He would smile into my mouth, mid-kiss, in a way that just…

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Birthdays, Buckfast, and Blowjobs
Ex-HusbandMy Mr. Grey

Birthdays, Buckfast, and Blowjobs

My birthday was coming up. That’s how my tale of birthdays, Buckfast,…

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The Most Beautiful Boy in the World
Ex-Husband

The Most Beautiful Boy in the World

He was the most beautiful boy in the world. That’s what I…

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The Virgin
Sex Fails

Number 23: The Virgin

I wasn’t heading anywhere in particular; I just walked until I didn’t…

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The Bus Driver
Sex Fails

Number 22: The Bus Driver

I’d been out drinking when I met The Bus Driver. I didn’t…

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The OMG Guy
Sex Fails

Number 21: The OMG Guy

The deal was done. I invited two gal pals, and Bestie invited…

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Birthday Party
The Postman

Birthday Party

I couldn’t find a single thing to complain about. Arguments were talked…

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The Fireman

That Time I Got Punched By a Fireman

The absolute last thing I wanted or needed was The Fireman treating…

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19 The Boy On Pills
My Dating HistorySex Fails

Number 19: The Boy On Pills

Bestie was more than concerned; well, when he wasn’t gloating. I couldn’t…

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