Sex
Which STIs Do Condoms Not Protect You From?
The World Health Organization estimates that one million new STIs are “acquired” every single day, so, yes, it definitely is time that we answered: Which STIs do condoms not protect you from? There are too many dangers out there for you lot to still be this stupid about sex...
BuzzPinky Beginner Metal Jewelled Anal Plug Review
There’s nothing beginner in this BuzzPinky Beginner Metal Jewelled Anal Plug review. I feel like I threw myself in at the deep end, but I survived it, so it’s fine. There’s a small version of it, but I clearly didn’t realise that when I ordered mine...
Accidental Pegging Erotica (Do You Ever Get Turned On?)
I was just as breathless as the actors on the screen when the waves of my climax dissipated. It took an age for my heart to stop racing. My legs were shaky for even longer. Eventually, I shut down the video and licked my sticky fingers clean. And, also eventually, I finished writing the pegging erotica story.
Satisfyer 2 Pro Review
I recently purchased this delightful little sex toy – the Satisfyer 2 Pro – mostly because it was on special offer, but also because I’ve been pondering giving clit suck/blow toys a try for a while. It has EXCEEDED all of my expectations. I don’t think you could get a better bargain...
BuzzPinky Licking Palm Shaped Vibrator Review
I’m going to start this BuzzPinky Licking Palm Shaped Vibrator review by saying, in no uncertain terms, that we are not a match made in heaven. In fact, we are mortal enemies. I hate the toy, and I think the toy hates me just as much. We’ve got beef...
Ovulation Week
It’s ovulation week. I am ovulating. I know that because an app on my phone very nicely informs me that I might get pregnant, and also because my body wants to fuck everything in sight. And I mean EVERYTHING in sight. I would fuck each and every one of you right now...
Where Did My Wife Get HPV?
Hello, folks. I’m going to assume that you have just been told the news that your wife, girlfriend, spouse, poly partner, or whatever else, has received an HPV positive diagnosis if you’re typing ‘Where did my wife get HPV?’ into a search engine today. Don’t worry, though; I’m going to tell you everything you need...
Bad in Bed, or Just Incompatible?
I guess, what I’m trying to ask is, what happens to the bad-in-bed people that we try not to think about too much? Do they miraculously get better at sex? Are their wives happy, or are they just settling? Was he bad in bed, or were we just incompatible?
The Perfect Fit
Our mouths fitted together like they were always designed to find each other, tongues massaging, hands roaming… I almost lost my mind. It was the perfect kiss. The perfect fit. Just perfect. He didn't need direction. I didn't need to tell him where or how I liked it...
The Big, Bad Guide to Fanny Farts
Hello friends. Today I’d like to talk about fanny farts, as the title suggests. I’m going to share with you how it feels as the fanny farter, and what I would like you to do as the victim… or, as I like to call you, the fanny fartee.