Sex
Bad in Bed, or Just Incompatible?
I guess, what I’m trying to ask is, what happens to the bad-in-bed people that we try not to think about too much? Do they miraculously get better at sex? Are their wives happy, or are they just settling? Was he bad in bed, or were we just incompatible?
Premature Ejaculation: Here’s What I’d Want You to Do
I don’t have a penis, so I don’t and can’t know how it would feel to experience premature ejaculation. What I can know, though, is how I felt/would feel – and what I would want my penis-having lover to do about it.
September 18th
I saw things going very differently on September 18th. It’s not helpful, I know, but I haven’t been able to stop thinking about all the things we’d planned and talked about. You were going to turn up at the door in the middle of the night, fuelled with caffeine and armed with the cheekiest of smiles. I was going to answer it wearing a flirty…
The Perfect Penis: Is Size Important?
Hello, friends! Today, I’d like to talk about dicks. Specifically, I want to talk about the perfect penis: is size important? I’ve been asked it a lot, both in real life and on this little sex blog; and I can’t answer for anyone else (obviously,) but I can tell you what I think.
How to Give Her the Best Head of Her Life (According to Me)
Getting head, oral, licking pussy, cunnilingus, whatever you want to call it, I’ve been blessed with both the best and worst of it, so I thought I’d write a guide on how to give her the best head of her life – according to me.
I Think About Your Cock at Night
I slide into bed, a nostalgic grin splashed across my face, before sliding my underwear down and kicking them to the side. That little moment makes me think about your cock, still...
Sexual Harassment
As a woman, I’ve experienced my fair share of sexual harassment in the thirty-something years I’ve been around. Catcalls from men hanging out of van windows as I walked home from school in uniform. Getting my ass grabbed in nightclubs and bars by all and everyone with a dick. That one guy who locked me in his room and refused to let me go until…
The Smart & Safe Guide to Sending Nudes (22 Tips)
There comes a point in many a relationship where the heat turns up and, well, the chat gets a little flirty. They might start talking about sending nudes… but you’re not really sure what that means or what to do about it. Thankfully, ya girl (that's me) is here to explain everything, including the law, how to send nudes as safely as possible, and what…
Re-Virginity
After five years of very much unwanted celibacy, it almost feels like I’m re-losing my virginity whenever I ponder the prospect of having sex again. I'm going to call it my re-virginity. I mean, I know it’s not losing my virginity again, because I am the absolute opposite of a virgin, but the nerves, anxieties, questions, and anticipation are all the same. The thought of…
Valentine’s Day Erotica: I Should’ve Said Hello
I got on the train and looked around for a seat, not knowing what would happen. How could I know? How could I have possibly predicted that the train carriage would be the inspiration between this Valentine’s Day erotica story? I couldn’t have known. I could never have predicted him.