Sex
Satisfyer 2 Pro Review
I recently purchased this delightful little sex toy – the Satisfyer 2 Pro – mostly because it was on special offer, but also because I’ve been pondering giving clit suck/blow toys a try for a while. It has EXCEEDED all of my expectations. I don’t think you could get a better bargain...
BuzzPinky Licking Palm Shaped Vibrator Review
I’m going to start this BuzzPinky Licking Palm Shaped Vibrator review by saying, in no uncertain terms, that we are not a match made in heaven. In fact, we are mortal enemies. I hate the toy, and I think the toy hates me just as much. We’ve got beef...
Ovulation Week
It’s ovulation week. I am ovulating. I know that because an app on my phone very nicely informs me that I might get pregnant, and also because my body wants to fuck everything in sight. And I mean EVERYTHING in sight. I would fuck each and every one of you right now...
Bad in Bed, or Just Incompatible?
I guess, what I’m trying to ask is, what happens to the bad-in-bed people that we try not to think about too much? Do they miraculously get better at sex? Are their wives happy, or are they just settling? Was he bad in bed, or were we just incompatible?
The Perfect Fit
Our mouths fitted together like they were always designed to find each other, tongues massaging, hands roaming… I almost lost my mind. It was the perfect kiss. The perfect fit. Just perfect. He didn't need direction. I didn't need to tell him where or how I liked it...
The Big, Bad Guide to Fanny Farts
Hello friends. Today I’d like to talk about fanny farts, as the title suggests. I’m going to share with you how it feels as the fanny farter, and what I would like you to do as the victim… or, as I like to call you, the fanny fartee.
Premature Ejaculation: Here’s What I’d Want You to Do
I don’t have a penis, so I don’t and can’t know how it would feel to experience premature ejaculation. What I can know, though, is how I felt/would feel – and what I would want my penis-having lover to do about it.
September 18th
I saw things going very differently on September 18th. It’s not helpful, I know, but I haven’t been able to stop thinking about all the things we’d planned and talked about. You were going to turn up at the door in the middle of the night, fuelled with caffeine and armed with the cheekiest of smiles. I was going to answer it wearing a flirty…
The Perfect Penis: Is Size Important?
Hello, friends! Today, I’d like to talk about dicks. Specifically, I want to talk about the perfect penis: is size important? I’ve been asked it a lot, both in real life and on this little sex blog; and I can’t answer for anyone else (obviously,) but I can tell you what I think.
How to Give Her the Best Head of Her Life (According to Me)
Getting head, oral, licking pussy, cunnilingus, whatever you want to call it, I’ve been blessed with both the best and worst of it, so I thought I’d write a guide on how to give her the best head of her life – according to me.