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Dear Santa (My Christmas Wishlist)

I've been a really good girl this year. Mostly. I haven't gotten myself into any trouble, anyway, which is the same kinda thing. So, just like all good girls, I've written my little 'Dear Santa' letter, featuring all the nice, naughty, and fun goodies that I'd like to see, wrapped up under the tree.

The Tweets I Didn’t Send [2020 Edition]

This post contains a lot of opinions, a sprinkling of sarcasm, and some serious bitchiness ~ it's time for the Tweets I didn't send 2020 edition ...

The Tweets I Didn’t Send 2019

I recently delved into my drafts on Twitter for the first time in a very long time (like, forever) and found some absolute crackers that I thought I might share with you before I delete them. These were things I didn’t feel brave enough to say, changed my mind about saying, couldn’t say because of shitty signal (I’m assuming), and various other unknown reasons. I…