Sex Tips
Which STIs Do Condoms Not Protect You From?
The World Health Organization estimates that one million new STIs are “acquired” every single day, so, yes, it definitely is time that we answered: Which STIs do condoms not protect you from? There are too many dangers out there for you lot to still be this stupid about sex...
Where Did My Wife Get HPV?
Hello, folks. I’m going to assume that you have just been told the news that your wife, girlfriend, spouse, poly partner, or whatever else, has received an HPV positive diagnosis if you’re typing ‘Where did my wife get HPV?’ into a search engine today. Don’t worry, though; I’m going to tell you everything you need...
The Big, Bad Guide to Fanny Farts
Hello friends. Today I’d like to talk about fanny farts, as the title suggests. I’m going to share with you how it feels as the fanny farter, and what I would like you to do as the victim… or, as I like to call you, the fanny fartee.
Premature Ejaculation: Here’s What I’d Want You to Do
I don’t have a penis, so I don’t and can’t know how it would feel to experience premature ejaculation. What I can know, though, is how I felt/would feel – and what I would want my penis-having lover to do about it.
The Perfect Penis: Is Size Important?
Hello, friends! Today, I’d like to talk about dicks. Specifically, I want to talk about the perfect penis: is size important? I’ve been asked it a lot, both in real life and on this little sex blog; and I can’t answer for anyone else (obviously,) but I can tell you what I think.
How to Give Her the Best Head of Her Life (According to Me)
Getting head, oral, licking pussy, cunnilingus, whatever you want to call it, I’ve been blessed with both the best and worst of it, so I thought I’d write a guide on how to give her the best head of her life – according to me.
The Smart & Safe Guide to Sending Nudes (22 Tips)
There comes a point in many a relationship where the heat turns up and, well, the chat gets a little flirty. They might start talking about sending nudes… but you’re not really sure what that means or what to do about it. Thankfully, ya girl (that's me) is here to explain everything, including the law, how to send nudes as safely as possible, and what…
Sexual Hoop-Jumping
How many of you would demand that a partner get him or herself sexually checked out before you agreed to hop in the sack with them? I should do a twitter poll on this, you know. It would be super interesting to see the results. Because I do that. Exactly that. I've done it a few times. I DEMAND that a partner gets themselves sexually checked…
Stealthing: Stealth Has a Brand New Meaning
If you haven't heard about the dating term 'stealthing,' then it's about time you did. Dangerous, violating, and disrespectful - and that's just the tip of the iceberg!
Guest Post – Splosh by @GeekyTemptress
I am beyond excited to bring to you the blog's first ever guest post and who better to write it than the delectable @GeekyTemptress? Happy reading... Splosh I really love sex silly amounts and then I really love food. Thankfully sploshing exists and there can usually be had a myriad of giggling fun times from your very own fridge. There's also some huge things NOT to…