The Perfect Penis: Is Size Important?
Hello, friends! Today, I’d like to talk about dicks. Specifically, I want to talk about the perfect penis: is size important? I’ve been asked it a lot, both in real life and on this little sex blog; and I can’t answer for anyone else (obviously,) but I can tell you what I think.
So, let’s talk about dicks, shall we?
Random penis thoughts
I’ve fucked 46 different penises. I’ve blown a few more. I’ve seen a truckload more than that. I don’t think of myself as a dick connoisseur, or anything like that, but I do think I’m fully qualified to say: most men who worry about penis size, have nothing to worry about at all.
Here are some totally random penis-related thoughts I’ve collected over the years:
- Only two penises out of those 46+ penises have made me think, “Wow, that’s small.”
- I didn’t fuck one man because his penis was enormous, and I was genuinely terrified.
- Some men have much bigger dicks than they realise.
- Men who specifically mention penis size as a plus on dating sites (i.e. “I’ve got a 10-inch dick, and I know how to use it!”) generally only mention it because they’re lazy in the sack and don’t know how to use it.
- Very few of the men I’ve dated know what the average penis size is.
- It’s not all about length for some women (like me.)
- A big dick isn’t always a big benefit.
- I’d rather fuck a little dick, than a huge one.
- Big [length] dicks = big pain (sometimes.)
What’s your idea of the perfect penis: length, girth, etc.
This question was recently in my NGL messages, so what better place to answer it than right here in this sex blog post? I’ve come up with these figures very scientifically, using previous dick history and my favourite toys.
Proper science innit.
The perfect penis, for me – my “soul-cock” if you like, would be between 4.5 and 6 inches in length. I’d happily stretch (literally) to 6.5-7 inches for the right guy, along with some lubricant and a lot of patience.
(I’m five-foot-three with a short torso, so biology aside, I don’t know where anything bigger than 7 inches would go.)
I’m very much a girth gal, to be honest. I like to feel full, stuffed, packed to capacity, and like I’m being fucked by something of girth-substance. I don’t care about length as much as I care about girth.
Girthy, girth, girth
Girth is one of my favourite ever words. It falls out of the mouth so nicely. Giiiiiiirth. Girthy. Girth, girth, girth. There is such a thing as too much girth even for me, though. I once had the Rampant Rabbit Thruster, which went up-and-down with metal balls rather than the side-by-side/rotating pearls in the standard one. It was far too girthy for me. The girthiest of all toys I’ve ever owned. Too much girth. Over-girthed. Girthy. Girth, girth, girth.
If I’ve gotta reach for the lubricant before I even dare reach for the toy, it likely won’t become my new favourite.
Other shiz
I don’t care about the circumcised/uncircumcised debate. The only thing I have to say on the matter is it took me a hot minute to figure out how to use my first circumcised dick after living in the land of all-intact. (And this entire blog post… so maybe I do have more than one thing to say on the matter.)
My perfect penis is a veiny one. Make it look like a particularly veiny Snickers, please… and then some. I also love a big, shiny head, and when there’s a really pronounced difference between the head and the shaft. Do you know what I mean? There’s a super satisfying almost-pop when it enters me for the first time – whether it’s my mouth or my cunt. SUPER satisfying stuff. Inject it into my veins.
I couldn’t give a shit if a dick bends to the left, curves to the right, points up towards the sky, or is more of a grower than a shower.
Casual sex would be terribly dull if every guy’s dick was the same, right? I don’t mind a surprise.
Average penis size
For those of you who don’t know (again, that’s most of the men I’ve dated) the average penis size in the UK is between 5 and 6 inches (13 to 15 cm) in length, when erect, according to Wikipedia.
5.1 to 5.5 inches (12.95 to 13.92 cm,) to be exact.
World Data has the UK average penis size as 13.13 cm or 5.17 inches.
The site travels slightly further afield with the penis research, too. Here are a few average dick sizes for different countries around the world:
- Ecuador: 6.93 inches (17.61 cm)
- Italy: 6.04 inches (15.35 cm)
- Norway: 5.65 inches (14.34 cm)
- Ireland: 5.03 inches (12.78 cm)
- Cambodia: 3.95 inches (10.04 cm)
The caveats
Now, I feel that it’s important to add a few caveats to my research into the perfect penis.
First of all, several experts refute the idea of a connection between geographical location and penis size.
Secondly, how many small penis owners are going to come forward and openly admit that theirs is smaller than the average? What are the chances that someone who is embarrassed about their dick, will share an honest answer in polls or studies? Anonymously or not?
If only big dick owners are happy to admit size, that would skew the results, right?
In theory, average penis size would then be smaller than the averages shared here… right?
The perfect penis: is size important?
For me? No.
I’ve had some of the best sex of my life with less-than-average dicks, and less-than-shit sex with the perfect penis, so don’t let anyone tell you that size is important. It’s not. The motion of the ocean really is more important than the size of the ship.
I do have minimum and maximum preferences, but I wouldn’t veto a whole partner just because they were a little less well-endowed than I’d hoped.
For me, a dick is just one part of the trifecta: dick, fingers, mouth/tongue. If one doesn’t work, you’ve got another two to fall back on, and if I’m coming, I don’t really care how I get there. I enjoy a good, hard fuck with a good, hard dick from time to time, but it’s not the only dish on the menu, you know?
Thank you so much for reading my little blog today! 🖤
While we’re here, would you like to read about some great times I had with my favourite penises? (And the men attached to them, obviously.)
I recommend starting here:
Featured image by charlesdeluvio, Unsplash.
You are hilarious, lol. I just love reading your blog posts. So straight up and forthright.
Anyway, I have the opposite experience, living in the US. I have only ever seen an uncircumsised penis once in my sexual adventures and I didn’t like it very much. I felt the foreskin made things more awkward and it didn’t seem as clean. That guy also was too rough, once “surprised” me with painful anal sex and also gave me an STD. He was quite the jerk so maybe it was more than his penis that I didn’t like.
I like to think that I “don’t care about size” but when I read that your “ideal” is 5-6 inches, I would have to say that is smaller than what I am used to and tend to go for. I guess I’m a big cock lover after all!! My guys right now range from about 7-9 inches and that tends to make me pretty happy. Not that I couldn’t be happy with an average size or smaller cock, but I like the dominance effect and really like when they hit it deep.
I am white but most of the men I have dated in my life are black, Supposedly black men have slightly larger penises on average. I always thought that was a myth but I guess there is some truth to it. Still the white guys I have been with were decent sized too, so I don’t know.
I’ve never really seen what I would consider a “small” penis like you talk about. Well, not in real life. I saw a guy post a picture of his penis on Craigslist one time and it was like an inch long.
Anyhow I tend to fall in love with the penises that make me feel really good or with ones attached to guys I am really into, no matter what they look like. I’d say if I had to pick an “ideal” penis it would be about 8 inches, kinda thick and get super hard to where all the skin is taut and shiny when he gets an erection. It would be circumsized and have that perfect mushroom head on top for me to run my tongue around during a blowjob. His balls would be medium sized, not too big and not too small. Ummm…I’ve had a few cocks like that. 😉
Make it six inches and you may have described my perfect penis 😉
I rock the 6 and have always thought I had an average, run-of-the-mill nothing special penis. The comments I most often get from women had been ‘My last boyfriend was longer, but you’re definitely thicker.” When I was younger (and dumber), I was quite the closet exhibitionist sending pictures of myself into dark and seedy chat rooms all over the internet. I wonder where that adventurous spirit has gone.
My wife’s big thing is saying I have the most talented tongue she’s ever felt and going down on her during foreplay has become mandatory.
Ah see I’m not all that sold on the going down on me thing. It just makes me nervous really. I tend to not do that for a while when I am in a relationship or sleeping with someone new. But you can bring your penis over here anytime to let me inspect 😉
Found perfection but unfortunately it was attached to the biggest wanker I know!
I know that men seem to be obsessed with size, but I have slept with men whose penises have been so wide/long that it has been excruciating. Give me average any day. I have also noticed that penises at a specific angle do best for me. Maybe I could get a t shirt that says: “Do you have a slightly curved, acute angled penis in relation to your body? Call me.” I’m sure that would go down well.
I have a post called … “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight …” on this very topic … I wanna weep over a small willy … But have had some spectacular experiences on very average tackle 🙂 x
I have a post on this very topic called “it’s not the size of the dog in the fight …” I weep in dismay over a small or x small penis … am always relieved and happy to get anything between med and x large … 🙂 x
My ex also had the perfect penis, pretty much like the one you described. He’s very tall and is ‘proportional’ for his size. It was lovely an straight, circumcised too – and the perfect colour (sometimes they can be a bit funny looking if they’re too dark).
I also had ‘sex’ once with the guy who had what I thought was the smallest penis in the world, I just couldn’t believe it! I couldn’t feel anything except what felt like a guy dry humping me, how awful for him and me! He’s a lovely guy and was recently married, all I can think about is how he’ll never properly satisfy his poor wife…it’s a cruel life! : (
Reblogged this on Simone Noelle – Erotic Author and commented:
Okay, let’s try to link to this fab and fun blog post from Not So Sex In The City again. My last attempt at posting this link fell short of expectations, sort of like some partners’ penis size. Cheap shot, I agree. Honestly, it’s the man that counts, not the size.
xoxo,
Simone
Right, that’s it. I am going to get myself snipped. I always wanted to, but I needed encouragement from you lovely women. Thanks!