Hello, friends! Today, I’d like to talk about dicks. Specifically, I want to talk about the perfect penis: is size important? I’ve been asked it a lot, both in real life and on this little sex blog; and I can’t answer for anyone else (obviously,) but I can tell you what I think.
So, let’s talk about dicks, shall we?
Random penis thoughts
I’ve fucked 46 different penises. I’ve blown a few more. I’ve seen a truckload more than that. I don’t think of myself as a dick connoisseur, or anything like that, but I do think I’m fully qualified to say: most men who worry about penis size, have nothing to worry about at all.
Here are some totally random penis-related thoughts I’ve collected over the years:
- Only two penises out of those 46+ penises have made me think, “Wow, that’s small.”
- I didn’t fuck one man because his penis was enormous, and I was genuinely terrified.
- Some men have much bigger dicks than they realise.
- Men who specifically mention penis size as a plus on dating sites (i.e. “I’ve got a 10-inch dick, and I know how to use it!”) generally only mention it because they’re lazy in the sack and don’t know how to use it.
- Very few of the men I’ve dated know what the average penis size is.
- It’s not all about length for some women (like me.)
- A big dick isn’t always a big benefit.
- I’d rather fuck a little dick, than a huge one.
- Big [length] dicks = big pain (sometimes.)
What’s your idea of the perfect penis: length, girth, etc?
This question was recently in my NGL messages, so what better place to answer it than right here in this sex blog post? I’ve come up with these figures very scientifically, using previous dick history and my favourite toys.
Proper science innit.
The perfect penis, for me – my “soul-cock” if you like, would be between 4.5 and 6 inches in length. I’d happily stretch (literally) to 6.5-7 inches for the right guy, along with some lubricant and a lot of patience.
(I’m five-foot-three with a short torso, so biology aside, I don’t know where anything bigger than 7 inches would go.)
I’m very much a girth gal, to be honest. I like to feel full, stuffed, packed to capacity, and like I’m being fucked by something of girth-substance. I don’t care about length as much as I care about girth.
Girthy, girth, girth
Girth is one of my favourite ever words. It falls out of the mouth so nicely. Giiiiiiirth. Girthy. Girth, girth, girth. There is such a thing as too much girth even for me, though. I once had the Rampant Rabbit Thruster, which went up-and-down with metal balls rather than the side-by-side/rotating pearls in the standard one. It was far too girthy for me. The girthiest of all toys I’ve ever owned. Too much girth. Over-girthed. Girthy. Girth, girth, girth.
If I’ve gotta reach for the lubricant before I even dare reach for the toy, it likely won’t become my new favourite.
Other shiz
I don’t care about the circumcised/uncircumcised debate. The only thing I have to say on the matter is it took me a hot minute to figure out how to use my first circumcised dick after living in the land of all-intact. (And this entire blog post… so maybe I do have more than one thing to say on the matter.)
My perfect penis is a veiny one. Make it look like a particularly veiny Snickers, please… and then some. I also love a big, shiny head, and when there’s a really pronounced difference between the head and the shaft. Do you know what I mean? There’s a super satisfying almost-pop when it enters me for the first time – whether it’s my mouth or my cunt. SUPER satisfying stuff. Inject it into my veins.
I couldn’t give a shit if a dick bends to the left, curves to the right, points up towards the sky, or is more of a grower than a shower.
Casual sex would be terribly dull if every guy’s dick was the same, right? I don’t mind a surprise.
Average penis size
For those of you who don’t know (again, that’s most of the men I’ve dated) the average penis size in the UK is between 5 and 6 inches (13 to 15 cm) in length, when erect, according to Wikipedia.
World Data has the UK average penis size as 13.13 cm or 5.17 inches.
The site travels slightly further afield with the penis research, too. Here are a few average dick sizes for different countries around the world:
- Ecuador: 6.93 inches (17.61 cm)
- Italy: 6.04 inches (15.35 cm)
- Norway: 5.65 inches (14.34 cm)
- Ireland: 5.03 inches (12.78 cm)
- Cambodia: 3.95 inches (10.04 cm)
The caveats
Now, I feel that it’s important to add a few caveats to my research into the perfect penis.
First of all, several experts refute the idea of a connection between geographical location and penis size.
Secondly, how many small penis owners are going to come forward and openly admit that theirs is smaller than the average? What are the chances that someone who is embarrassed about their dick, will share an honest answer in polls or studies? Anonymously or not?
If only big dick owners are happy to admit size, that would skew the results, right?
In theory, average penis size would then be smaller than the averages shared here… right?
The perfect penis: is size important?
For me? No.
I’ve had some of the best sex of my life with less-than-average dicks, and less-than-shit sex with the perfect penis, so don’t let anyone tell you that size is important. It’s not. The motion of the ocean really is more important than the size of the ship.
I do have minimum and maximum preferences, but I wouldn’t veto a whole partner just because they were a little less well-endowed than I’d hoped.
For me, a dick is just one part of the trifecta: dick, fingers, mouth/tongue. If one doesn’t work, you’ve got another two to fall back on, and if I’m coming, I don’t really care how I get there. I enjoy a good, hard fuck with a good, hard dick from time to time, but it’s not the only dish on the menu, you know?
Thank you so much for reading my little blog today! 🖤
While we’re here, would you like to read about some great times I had with my favourite penises? (And the men attached to them, obviously.)
I recommend starting here:
