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Gobshitery
Dear Santa (My Christmas Wishlist)
I've been a really good girl this year. Mostly. I haven't gotten myself into any trouble, anyway, which is the…
The Tweets I Didn’t Send [2020 Edition]
This post contains a lot of opinions, a sprinkling of sarcasm, and some serious bitchiness ~ it's time for the…
The Tweets I Didn’t Send 2019
I recently delved into my drafts on Twitter for the first time in a very long time (like, forever) and…
HPV+
That Time I Thought I Had Genital Warts
Back when I thought I was going to have sex again, I got myself STI tested. I hadn’t had sex…
HPV Negative
Folks, I had good news. Great news, actually! After years of being HPV positive, I have finally tested HPV negative.…
I Got High and Live-Blogged My Smear
I’ve been a right dickhead and ignored my smear for ages. I should’ve been on one-to-three yearly smears because I…
Graves' Disease
Graves’ Disease Diagnosis: My Journey
Imagine this: You’re living your life, minding your business, when suddenly your body decides to stage a hostile takeover. Your…
Mental Health
2025
I thought I was holding things together pretty well in the first half of 2025, but looking back now, that…
Six Months
I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for over six months. (It's still Bear, by the way.) Fuck me (literally).…
Why Won’t I Let Him Touch Me?
My sex drive has entirely changed over the last few years. I probably should have warned you before diving in…