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Two Years Ago Today …

February 25, 2014September 20, 2019 notsosexinthecity

Content Warning: Discussing recreational drug use. Guess what I was doing two years ago today, ladies & gentlemen … Remember The Lapdog? Well, I’m pretty sure I’ve already explained our relationship in rather too much detail over the course of this blog. You can read all about him, from start to finish, right here. Well, two years ago today, I was at a wedding with The Lapdog. It was his brother’s wedding and an amazing night. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned that particular night before. Let me tell…

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Two Years Ago Today … Again

April 29, 2014September 20, 2019 notsosexinthecity

Content Warning: Discussing recreational drug use. A video came up on my Facebook post earlier of The Lapdog’s nephew. He’s two years old today. Do you know what that means? That, ladies and gentlemen, means exactly two years ago today, I went to see the new baby in the hospital, still fucked from my MDMA binge the night before. And from all the fucking, obviously. It started with a quiet night at his, chilling on the bed, watching a film. It wasn’t long before we found ourselves sucking back MDMA…

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Someone New Got In Touch

November 11, 2015September 20, 2019 notsosexinthecity1 Comment

Erm…. So Someone New sent me a message last night. On Instagram too, bizarrely. I don’t know why he messaged me on there, I don’t think we’ve ever sent each other a message on there before. I didn’t even know you could direct message. I learn something new every day! I’m guessing he deleted my number, that’s probably why he sent me that message on Instagram. He said I’d popped up on his feed and he hoped my tests went OK. Yeah, right, I know the real reason he got…

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Because At Christmas, You Tell The Truth.

December 26, 2015September 20, 2019 notsosexinthecity

I’ve watched Love Actually twice this week. I’d never seen it before, and it’s ended up becoming one of those movies I instantly fall in love with. And as I watching it, I realised a few things. So, in the spirit of Christmas, I’m telling the truth. Let’s start with The Dom. Well, we met for the first time. I kept meaning to write about it but honestly, I just couldn’t seem to find the words. I kept starting posts and not being able to finish them, or just getting…

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I’ll Go Check Myself

February 9, 2018September 20, 2019 notsosexinthecity2 Comments

Sometimes, I say things on Twitter that I don’t think get taken very well. I don’t put things out there that well, in general, to be honest. I should blog more and tweet less. Not that I tweet enough as it is. I put my phone down for five minutes, lose it, and then forget to come back to it for a couple of days, leaving various conversations in limbo. I’m such an asshole like that. I’m sorry if I’ve done that to you. I really am. I’m such…

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I Miss My Twenties

July 3, 2019March 20, 2020 notsosexinthecityBad Drunk Decisions, Blowjob, Booty Call, car sex, Dicks Dicks Dicks, Ex-Factor, Fingering, In Public, Reflection, Sex Deprived, Sexual Chemistry2 Comments

An ex-fling thing put some pictures of him and his fiancée on Facebook today, all dressed up and ready to go out, and I had so many thoughts that I felt it might be fun to write a few of them down. Couples get a bit weird once they’ve been together for a while, don’t they? The Facebook album titled “The Big Night Out” ends up sprinkled with an unhealthy amount of nice hotel bathroom shots, images of towels folded into weird shapes on freshly-made beds, photos of plates of…

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Harder

October 5, 2019April 3, 2020 notsosexinthecityBooty Call, car sex, Ex-Factor, fantasies, friends with benefits, In Public, Reflection, Regrets, Sex Deprived, Sexual Chemistry

Soooooo, do you remember a blog post I shared a little while ago called I Miss My Twenties? Well, it seems that if you talk about ’em, they’ll pop up. And pop up he did … This blog post is dedicated to him. ***** You always seem to message me on Saturday nights. I’m guessing that’s because Saturday night was always our night. Everyone else would be out partying, but not us. We’d be sat in your car somewhere, talking shit, kissing, touching, listening to music. I’m listening to our…

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And So I Write

October 17, 2019November 24, 2019 notsosexinthecity4 Comments

The thing about not having sex with your boyfriend is the entire world seems to know about it. And no, it’s not because I told everyone. I only told you lot. I don’t know how they know, everyone else. But they know. They must do. There can’t be any other reason as to why every fuckboy in my past, and a few I haven’t even met yet, decided to enter my inbox during my eight-month stint of abstinence. All I wanted was Bear’s dick, but all I got was an…

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Hot Right Now [Previously Unseen]

April 10, 2020 notsosexinthecityBad Drunk Decisions, Booty Call, cunnilingus, dirty talk, Drugs, Erectile Dysfunction, Ex-Factor, experimenting, Favourites, Firsts, friends with benefits, Impotence, In Public, orgasms, Sexual Chemistry, Tease

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