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Here We Go Again: Meet Number 35

March 8, 2013March 7, 2020 notsosexinthecityBad Drunk Decisions, Betrayal, Booty Call, cheating, Lies, marriage, Secret Relationship, self esteem, Soldiers

Something has happened, people. Trouble is brewing. I can feel it. To be fair, trouble has already landed in my inbox, but isn’t that what happens when life seems to be going along swimmingly? Something comes along from your past to try and bite you in the ass? “Hello u long time no speak how u been? Xx” That’s it. That’s what I got. The message that popped into my Facebook inbox as One Ball and I were having a casual cup of tea with my mother. The message came…

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The Riding Crop, The Proposed Threesome and a Brown Derby

February 4, 2013February 23, 2020 notsosexinthecityAnal, Booty Call, Fighting, long distance relationship, love, Soldiers, threesome

One Ball has been and gone again. He’s gone back to his army base, a good two-hours drive away from where I live, and we’ve made no more plans to see each other for at least another four weeks. Four long and miserable weeks. I forgot just how much long-distance relationships sucked. As always, I slept perfectly for the entire time he was here. No nightmares, no random waking up in the middle of the night, just blissful rest and sleep. Well, it was almost blissful; there was one night…

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Meet Number 24: The Older Guy

January 31, 2013February 17, 2020 notsosexinthecityBooty Call, car sex, cheating, friends with benefits, long distance relationship, masturbation, Soldiers

As I typed his name into the Facebook search box, I knew it was a bad idea. But I did it anyway. Just like I clicked on his face when I found his profile knowing it was a bad idea, and sent him a message. “I was just talking about you the other day. Thought I’d have a little Facebook stalk to see if you were around – and here you are! How are you? It’s been a really long time. I hope you’re well!” I’m such a fucking moron.…

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Meet Number 30: The Guy With The Big Ears

January 24, 2013April 6, 2020 notsosexinthecityBad Drunk Decisions, Betrayal, Booty Call, cheating, Cock Piercing, falling in love, Lies, Secret Relationship, Soldiers

Since I’m talking about army life and infidelity, I feel it’s about time that I told you about Number 30: The Guy with the Big Ears. I’m going to call him Big Ears for short. When we first met, he was tall, weedy, lanky, and a joker, just like Number 36: The Neighbour’s Husband. My husband [The Hubby] went away with work, a number of found-out infidelities already under his belt, and I found myself bizarrely attracted to the really tall guy with the big ears. By the time we…

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Meet Number 36

January 23, 2013February 15, 2020 notsosexinthecityBad Drunk Decisions, Betrayal, Booty Call, cheating, friends with benefits, Lies, marriage, Secret Relationship, Sexual Chemistry, Soldiers

Number 36, also known as The Neighbour’s Husband, was a cute boy. A soldier. Attractive, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, and with a handful of tattoos. Some of them were jokey tattoos, designed to be displayed on drunken nights out, like that one on his butt that everyone joked about every time we went out drinking together. He got his butt out a lot. In fact, he did anything it took to make the people around him laugh. Number 36 had an infectious personality. When he was happy and chirpy, which he was…

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Bad First Dates: The Almost-Arrest

January 19, 2013February 20, 2020 notsosexinthecityBad Dates, Booty Call, Breakups, fail, First Dates, Firsts, The Other Side of the World

I *HATE* online dating, but it seems to be one of the only ways that I can meet men these days. I meet a lot of people in my job, men and women, some of which are actually quite attractive, but they’re always married, taken, not interested, or gay. It’s not exactly the right kinda setting to be exchanging phone numbers, and I’m also fairly certain that I could get fired for hitting on someone while at work. It’s there in the handbook, I’m sure of it. I find myself…

My Dating Life The Work Colleague

Out of Hours

December 30, 2012February 3, 2020 notsosexinthecityBooty Call, friends with benefits, Sexual Chemistry

A little while ago, I talked to you about a chap I work with. [Dipping Your Pen in the Office Ink.] Well … things are starting to heat up there. Or they’ve all of a sudden started to heat up. I’m not sure if it’s been a gradual thing or an overnight thing, but there has definitely been a temperature change. We’re usually bubbling away at a moderate flirtation level, but over the past few days, the temperature has been off the charts. Hot, hot, hot. Too hot. The kind…

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Bad Text Sex, Good Car Sex, The Exclusive Chat

November 4, 2012March 14, 2020 notsosexinthecityBooty Call, Breakups, Dick Pics, friends with benefits, heartbreak, long distance relationship, love, Moving On, new love, single, Soldiers, The Other Side of the World5 Comments

I’ve been quiet recently. Sorry about that. It’s been a busy few days, but I thought it might be time to update you all with what’s been happening in my life. Are you ready? Drink in hand? Snacks close by? Then I shall begin … Big Love Let’s start with the Big Love obsession. Because, at this point, there’s no way it’s not an obsession. I was happily trundling through my two-week breakup crash course of sad, soppy movies that would absolutely make me cry, until, just like that, I…

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I Did It!!!!

August 23, 2012January 22, 2020 notsosexinthecityBooty Call, love2 Comments

So, folks, I’ve got something to tell you all and I think you’ll be very proud of me. Actually, I have three quite exciting things to tell you. Are you ready? One: I’m in a relationship … kinda. Two: I told My Mr. Grey exactly how I felt about him. Three: He told me that he felt the same. Just give me a moment while I jump up and down on the spot and scream with flipping glee. Give me another moment. Imma need it. It started when I…

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I Said No to Sex?

August 13, 2012January 20, 2020 notsosexinthecityBooty Call, love2 Comments

I think I still have it bad for My Mr. Grey. I can’t get him out of my head, still. I had an invitation from The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of to go and sit in his backyard and watch a meteor shower, which is an invitation I usually would say yes in a heartbeat too, but I couldn’t face going over there. I knew what it would mean if I did: we would sit in his garden and drink a beer, smoke a bit, start making out, and…