The Perfect Fit
Our mouths fitted together like they were always designed to find each…
21 Red Flags in a Relationship You Shouldn’t Ignore
Relationships, eh? They can be absolutely brilliant... or an absolute disaster. While…
It’s a Bad Idea, Right?
“Hey, you. Fancy coming for a smoke at mine tomorrow night?” But…
Dating Advice for Men: Stop Following Lots of Women
Hello, men. Today, I’d like to talk about something that royally pissed…
Five AM
One night, not that long ago, I had the pleasure of receiving…
A Big Guide to Big Dick Energy (BDE)
Let’s talk about Big Dick Energy, also known as BDE, today, shall…
The Big, Bad Guide to Fanny Farts
Hello friends. Today I’d like to talk about fanny farts, as the…
2025
I thought I was holding things together pretty well in the first…
Ask Me a Fucking Question
Something keeps happening, and it’s driving me absolutely insane. I can’t work…
Garlic Bread
My DMs (/phone/life) seem to be filled with men who already have…