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The Perfect Fit

Our mouths fitted together like they were always designed to find each…

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21 Red Flags in a Relationship You Shouldn’t Ignore

Relationships, eh? They can be absolutely brilliant... or an absolute disaster. While…

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It’s a Bad Idea, Right?

“Hey, you. Fancy coming for a smoke at mine tomorrow night?” But…

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Dating Advice for Men: Stop Following Lots of Women

Hello, men. Today, I’d like to talk about something that royally pissed…

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Five AM

One night, not that long ago, I had the pleasure of receiving…

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A Big Guide to Big Dick Energy (BDE)

Let’s talk about Big Dick Energy, also known as BDE, today, shall…

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The Big, Bad Guide to Fanny Farts

Hello friends. Today I’d like to talk about fanny farts, as the…

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2025

I thought I was holding things together pretty well in the first…

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Ask Me a Fucking Question

Something keeps happening, and it’s driving me absolutely insane. I can’t work…

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Garlic Bread

My DMs (/phone/life) seem to be filled with men who already have…

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