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The Tale of the 24 Hour Third Date

June 29, 2013March 31, 2020 notsosexinthecityAnxiety, Camping, Crushin’, cunnilingus, dating, First-Time Sex, Firsts, In Public, Kiss, Moving On, oral sex, orgasms, Sexual Chemistry

Jock and I went on our third date. It was wonderful. We went camping and all this cute shit happened and YES WE FUCKED AND I KNOW THAT’S WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW. He agreed to get everything sorted as I had work during the day — and that’s just what he did. He found the cutest little campsite, organised it so that it would be just us on the site, sorted out a tent, grabbed food and beers, and even decorated the tent and surrounding space with solar-powered…

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I Like Slow, Sensual Sex …

June 21, 2013March 14, 2020 notsosexinthecitycar sex, Crushin’, dating, dirty talk, Dominant, fantasies, In Public, Kiss, Moving On, Sexual Chemistry, single, Tease

So, this new guy [Jock] has got me totally figured out already. Well, he hasn’t, but he’s going the right way. We’ve been texting and calling each other in that way that new potential lovers do: constant questions and answers, flirty banter, naughty conversations that you would berate other boys for. I thought I might’ve grown bored of him by now. No sign of that, though. The stuff he’s saying to me is driving me crazy. Whether I ‘like’ him or not, I’m definitely lusting after him. But I’m wondering…

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Here We Go Again: Meet Number 35

March 8, 2013March 7, 2020 notsosexinthecityBad Drunk Decisions, Betrayal, Booty Call, cheating, Lies, marriage, Secret Relationship, self esteem, Soldiers

Something has happened, people. Trouble is brewing. I can feel it. To be fair, trouble has already landed in my inbox, but isn’t that what happens when life seems to be going along swimmingly? Something comes along from your past to try and bite you in the ass? “Hello u long time no speak how u been? Xx” That’s it. That’s what I got. The message that popped into my Facebook inbox as One Ball and I were having a casual cup of tea with my mother. The message came…

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The Art of Blowjobs: The Bikini Wax That Got Me There!

March 4, 2013March 7, 2020 notsosexinthecityBikini Wax, Blowjob, Cumshot, Firsts, long distance relationship, love, oral sex, orgasms, Pain/Pleasure, Soldiers, Tease4 Comments

So, do you remember me telling you about my little problem with One Ball? I couldn’t make him cum in my mouth, that was the problem. It wasn’t anything big or super problematic or anything, but it was a big deal to me. Well, it’s not so much of a big deal anymore … ? I’ll start at the beginning. I had my first ever bikini wax, peeps. That first rip of the strip from my poor vagina hurt more than I ever could describe to you, and then there’s…

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The Art of Blowjobs: A Plan

February 20, 2013March 5, 2020 notsosexinthecityBlowjob, Cumshot, experimenting, fantasies, Fingering, long distance relationship, masturbation, oral sex, orgasms, Soldiers, Tease

Following on from The Art of Blowjobs. I have a plan. One more serious attempt before I give up and accept the fact that my mouth is never going to make One Ball cum. I have an outfit that I know he’s going to love. And by love I mean, *fucking* love. A black sweater dress, figure-hugging, with heeled boots that sit just over my knee. They’d probably be knee-high on anyone else, but I’ve got short little legs that make knee-high boots actually sit just above the knee. Like,…

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The Art of Blowjobs

February 19, 2013March 5, 2020 notsosexinthecityAnxiety, Blowjob, Cumshot, experimenting, fail, long distance relationship, oral sex, Soldiers, Tease12 Comments

I have a very serious predicament, people. It’s a predicament that’s making me more frustrated than it should, but I’ve already tried to overlook it and ignore it and doing all of that just hasn’t worked. I can’t make One Ball cum in my mouth by giving him head. I’ve been trying for months, everything I/we could possibly think to try but still, nothing has worked. Nothing at all. And now it feels like it might be time for me to give up trying … at least for now. And…

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The Riding Crop

February 5, 2013February 23, 2020 notsosexinthecityAnal, Blowjob, Cumshot, cunnilingus, experimenting, fail, fantasies, Firsts, long distance relationship, love, Lubricant, oral sex, orgasms, Pain/Pleasure, Soldiers

“Is that your boyfriend over there?” my work colleague asked me, pointing to the door. “Oh my fucking god, yes it is. Why’s he still dressed like that … ?” On the first night that One Ball was at mine, he decided that he would pick me up from work still wearing his military uniform. “I know you’re not done for another fifteen minutes, but take a look in that bag and give it some thought while I go and grab us a couple of coffees,” was all One…

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The Riding Crop, The Proposed Threesome and a Brown Derby

February 4, 2013February 23, 2020 notsosexinthecityAnal, Booty Call, Fighting, long distance relationship, love, Soldiers, threesome

One Ball has been and gone again. He’s gone back to his army base, a good two-hours drive away from where I live, and we’ve made no more plans to see each other for at least another four weeks. Four long and miserable weeks. I forgot just how much long-distance relationships sucked. As always, I slept perfectly for the entire time he was here. No nightmares, no random waking up in the middle of the night, just blissful rest and sleep. Well, it was almost blissful; there was one night…

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Meet Number 24: The Older Guy

January 31, 2013February 17, 2020 notsosexinthecityBooty Call, car sex, cheating, friends with benefits, long distance relationship, masturbation, Soldiers

As I typed his name into the Facebook search box, I knew it was a bad idea. But I did it anyway. Just like I clicked on his face when I found his profile knowing it was a bad idea, and sent him a message. “I was just talking about you the other day. Thought I’d have a little Facebook stalk to see if you were around – and here you are! How are you? It’s been a really long time. I hope you’re well!” I’m such a fucking moron.…

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Meet Number 30: The Guy With The Big Ears

January 24, 2013April 6, 2020 notsosexinthecityBad Drunk Decisions, Betrayal, Booty Call, cheating, Cock Piercing, falling in love, Lies, Secret Relationship, Soldiers

Since I’m talking about army life and infidelity, I feel it’s about time that I told you about Number 30: The Guy with the Big Ears. I’m going to call him Big Ears for short. When we first met, he was tall, weedy, lanky, and a joker, just like Number 36: The Neighbour’s Husband. My husband [The Hubby] went away with work, a number of found-out infidelities already under his belt, and I found myself bizarrely attracted to the really tall guy with the big ears. By the time we…