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The Hunt is On.

January 8, 2015 notsosexinthecity

I need to get laid. Simple as. I’ve figured out what’s missing. Aside from Number 42, I’ve had no meaningless sex during this breakup and this is something that needs to change… and fucking pronto. The Fireman (Number 4) has been texting me recently. He’s breaking up with his girlfriend of about five years and not handling it well. He thinks she has cheated on him which is kinda hypocritical seeing as we slept together a couple of years ago. He’s turning to me like I’m some kind of breakup…

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But I Had Sex. YAY!

November 27, 2014January 30, 2017 notsosexinthecity1 Comment

I had sex. I had great sex. I had four minutes of pure, unadulterated climax-seeking, and I found it with a big explosive ending that left my legs wobbly and my sheets wet. You’re gonna be pissed at me but it was with Jock. I don’t even care. I needed it. And let’s be honest – there would have been no point in having sex with someone new because then I probably wouldn’t cum at all, or I would have had to do it myself and then what would have…

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Number 46

October 20, 2014October 31, 2019 notsosexinthecity2 Comments

I grabbed his hand and led him out of the club. We didn’t even say goodbye to the coworkers we were partying the night away with. They probably knew where we were going and what we were about to do anyway. How could they not? It’s not like it hadn’t been obvious for most of the night … and for the almost-three years we’d known each other. It was only a short distance to my house from the club, perhaps about ten minutes or so, but that’s all the time…

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The 10 Rules Of Morning Sex

July 13, 2014November 28, 2019 notsosexinthecity5 Comments

I love sex. Sex at ANY time of day is just fine, as far as I’m concerned. But there’s one part of sex that I really don’t appear to have figured out that well yet, though … Morning sex. Especially morning sex with my current significant other. We don’t appear to be all that “in sync”. He doesn’t give a shit about morning breath, but his morning stench makes me gag. He also doesn’t have a problem with pumping away at me for ages, but I get bored after a…

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Introducing Number 4 – The Fireman…

July 7, 2014December 16, 2016 notsosexinthecity3 Comments

I mention Number 4 – The Fireman in my last post – The Girl I Can’t Forget. I feel that its only fair I talk about him. He was my boyfriend for a year or two, I can never remember. I think we were ‘actually’ dating for a year, but we were doing a lot more for a lot longer – more like two years. At the time I thought he was the love of my life but when I see him now, I know I had a lucky escape.…

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The Girl I Can’t Forget.

July 6, 2014December 17, 2016 notsosexinthecity

So… I was talking to My Mr. Grey about the book that I’ve gone and self-published on Amazon, and he asked if he was in it. He knows a bit about it of course; he’s been in my life long enough to know most things about me. Of course he was in it. Of course! It was THAT night that we shared in the hotel for his birthday. That night where his fist somehow slipped into me. That night where we both pushed a few boundaries and fell too hard,…

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I Slept With Your Husband, Wanna Know How?

June 23, 2014November 27, 2019 notsosexinthecity

To the wife of Number 36, I’ve slept with my share of ‘taken’ men. Men who’ve had girlfriends, wives, lovers at home waiting for them while they were enjoying their fun, no-holds-barred frivolity with me. Take your husband, Number 36, as an example; a happily married man with a gorgeous wife and a beautiful baby at home, yet he slept with me on a number of occasions and we probably shouldn’t talk about all of those stolen moments we shared with his dick in my mouth. I’m pretty sure that’s…

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If She Shaves Her Bikini Line For You, You’d Better Put Out!

May 15, 2014December 9, 2016 notsosexinthecityadvice, beauty, date, date night, dating, first date, getting ready, life, love, lust, makeup, musings, new man, relationship, relationships, Sex, sex tips2 Comments

Right guys – this is something you NEED to know. If the woman in your life shaves her legs or bikini line for you, and you don’t put out, you’re a fucking idiot. My other half is a great guy but he’s pretty dumb sometimes. For example, if you’re a regular follower of my blog, you’ll know he has a habit of expecting/waiting for me to get primped and preened, present myself to him baby smooth and smelling of roses, and falling asleep on me before any nookie has a…

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How Good Was Your Wank Today?

May 4, 2014 notsosexinthecityexplicit, girls, life, love, lust, masturbation, musings, Sex, sex tips3 Comments

Right, come on guys and girls. Let’s have a show of hands here, shall we? How often do you genuinely masturbate? Wank? Jerk off? Choke the chicken? Whatever you like to call it – how often are you doing it? And how are you doing it? I had a conversation with a male friend (as always) this afternoon, and he told me that was soooo horny, he had already masturbated three times that day. Now, I appreciate that I was off to a running start with my two wanks, but…

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Two Years Ago Today … Again

April 29, 2014September 20, 2019 notsosexinthecity

Content Warning: Discussing recreational drug use. A video came up on my Facebook post earlier of The Lapdog’s nephew. He’s two years old today. Do you know what that means? That, ladies and gentlemen, means exactly two years ago today, I went to see the new baby in the hospital, still fucked from my MDMA binge the night before. And from all the fucking, obviously. It started with a quiet night at his, chilling on the bed, watching a film. It wasn’t long before we found ourselves sucking back MDMA…