Category: NSFW / Sex

NSFW / Sex Sex Tips 

5 Tips on Giving Better Blowjobs

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I was asked a very peculiar question this morning by a male friend. This male friend has been on the receiving end of one of my “amazing” blowjobs (his words), and it would appear that his current girlfriend just isn’t doing the trick. The question he asked was “Have you got any tips I can subtly give my girlfriend on how to give better head?” Firstly, there is no correct way to respond to that question. Secondly, poor guy. I’m not saying I’m the Queen of Blowjobs, but I will…

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My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

Why Do Girls Take So Long to Get Ready?

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Right, long story short here – Jock picked me up last night. We haven’t had sex in AGES. I’ve been bleeding every five minutes, and our schedules haven’t exactly worked together. I was excited for last night. I would get to feel him inside me. I would get to feel his fingertips brushing my nipples. I’d feel his warm breath on my skin as he kissed his way around my body… I was super excited. So, I got ready. And then it didn’t happen. I am furious!  Now guys, I…

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Things Girls Think About When Her Bloke Goes Down On Her

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I came across a pretty funny post on the Lad Bible on Facebook. In fact, Bestie shoved it down my face like he does with so many of their funny and sometimes quite offensive posts. 14 Things Blokes Think When Going Down On Women was the post in question, and it prompted quite the response from me! 😉 1 – Yes… you should have looked up “clitoris” before you started working away on it. Well, about an inch away from it. Look it up, make sure you know what it…

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My Dating Life NSFW / Sex The Lapdog True Tales 

Two Years Ago Today …

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Content Warning: Discussing recreational drug use. Guess what I was doing two years ago today, ladies & gentlemen … Remember The Lapdog? Well, I’m pretty sure I’ve already explained our relationship in rather too much detail over the course of this blog. You can read all about him, from start to finish, right here. Well, two years ago today, I was at a wedding with The Lapdog. It was his brother’s wedding and an amazing night. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned that particular night before. Let me tell…

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You’re Probably the Best I’ve Ever Had.

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Things have been plain sailing with Jock and I recently. You can probably tell – the blog is always quiet when there is nothing going wrong. There is only so many times you can say “I’m in love!” before someone slaps you around the face and tells you to man up… I spent last weekend with my beautiful Jock. It was amazing really. Saturday he picked me up straight from work and we did the family thing – socialising with my Mama Bear for a bit before we went back…

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Everything BUTT… (Yes, I’m talking about anal sex)

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Sometimes I come across a blog post so brilliant, I have to share it and today it happened to me again. Life of a Lover Girl posted I’m anal about anal but(t) and I found myself empathising with every word she said. Anal is something I’m not all that into. With The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of, I made it a feature too early on in the relationship so it was the be-all and end-all of our sex life towards the end. He wasn’t small in the trouser department…

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We’ll be Fucking like Gorillas….?

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Every now and again, Jock will send me songs that I should listen to. It’s his way of telling me how he feels. It’s cute really – I kinda like it. He always seems to find the perfect song. It all kick started with “All of Me” by John Legend. The song gave me goosebumps. It’s such a beautiful song. Jock sent it to me with the message “That’s exactly how I feel about you”. It melted my heart. We are literally the cutest couple in the world. You remember…

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10 Things I Hate About Sex

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I have a huge blog-crush on Thought Catalog, which is probably patently obvious judging by the amount I re-blog them, as such. This post definitely made me laugh and I definitely feel that it deserves a bit more attention. It also makes me wonder what sort of things that you guys hate about sex? I read some pretty diverse blogs sometimes and I find each and every single one of them insanely intriguing. I’d love to know what you guys hate about sex – please carry this on! *The link…

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Fuck Me. Where Did That Come From?

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I have just had the most amazing four sleeps with my homeboy (Jock) and honestly, I’m in the bestest kinda love. The real kind. I have no words to describe exactly how much I’m feeling for this guy right now. This guy is the most amazing person I have ever met. He’s funny and cool and tender and loving and a real man and… I could go on for some time. Do you mind? Honestly he is rocking my world in a way that I don’t think anyone has ever…

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Jock My Dating Life NSFW / Sex True Tales 

Maybe the Key to Great Sex Is …

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Do you ever get shag flashbacks? I do. I can be going about my day, doing something completely boring and mundane, and all of a sudden – BOOM – completely out of nowhere, I’ll have a shag flashback to some naughty little moment that Jock and I shared a few days before. *I want to take credit for the term ‘shag flashback’ but I’m pretty sure Bridget Jones said it first. Today, it happened when I was talking to a friend on my way home from work. We’d bumped into…

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