Right, come on guys and girls. Let’s have a show of hands here, shall we? How often do you genuinely masturbate? Wank? Jerk off? Choke the chicken? Whatever you like to call it – how often are you doing it? And how are you doing it?

I had a conversation with a male friend (as always) this afternoon, and he told me that was soooo horny, he had already masturbated three times that day. Now, I appreciate that I was off to a running start with my two wanks, but as the conversation continued, it had turned out his three a day habit was a regular one.

Who has time for three wanks a day?

Oh and I told you I was the girl that everyone had THOSE conversations with. I still don’t see what they feel the need to talk to me like that…?

Masturbation is a topic that girls can’t easily talk about with each other, and it’s not something I’ve really broached on here before. I am an avid masturbator. I hold my hands up to that. I like porn, I like climaxing, and I like using my toys. And I have a few…

Today, for example, I used a pillow, a love egg, electric sex pads, and a finger up my ass. Why? Because I had finished the writing work I had been trying to finish for a few days and I decided to let myself have a little treat.

Now don’t get me wrong, this isn’t a regular thing. I’m not usually a girl that likes to “exotify” things up all the time, but when I have the house to myself and I have nothing to do; yes, I like to have a little fun.

*Yes I made up the word exotify but I like it! 

I rode my pillow. I once came across a porn movie where a girl humped herself to climax against her pillow, and it spurred me on to give it a try. It’s a pretty unique feeling, and it does take a long time, so I suggest you get things started by using your fingers first.

At the same time as riding my pillow, I had a love egg stuffed inside me. It usually vibrates but I couldn’t find the remote control. I like the feeling of being full. I’m a big fan of some g-spot action, so when there is something inside me as I climax, my head literally feels as if it will rocket off.

The electric sex pads were something that One Ball and I had bought when we were dating, and I believe we only used them the once together. I love the sensation that the pads bring to my nipples. I have one pad on each nipple, and I set the program to random and let it do its thing. Not enough people play with my nipples during sex. I love it. With the sex pads on them alone, I can be wet within a minute.

The finger up my ass was just a little treat for myself as I climaxed. Why the hell not?

See, this isn’t a conversation that I could have with my normal female friends, or even the Bestie. We talk about sex, don’t get me wrong, but it’s not THAT kind of conversation. It’s more joking around than anything else. The thing is, it was such a good wank that I WANTED to talk about it… with anyone who would listen. Which just so happens to be you guys! 🙂

When I do manage to hold a conversation with a girl about jerking off, it’s normally so giggly and embarrassed, there’s no point in having the conversation.

Why won’t girls talk about my wank with me?

I’m pretty experimental so I know someone will learn from my experiences. How many of you are now going to try and pop in a love egg while you ride a pillow next time you have the house to yourself? You should give it a try, by the way. It feels incredible. It’s one of the best orgasms I’ve ever had, and at the same time, you are getting in a nice ass, leg and stomach workout. Trust me. 

I love to play around when I play with myself and I feel this is something that not enough girls do. What’s the point in having sensitive nipples if you aren’t going to play with them? What’s the point in there being a massive sex toy industry if you’re not going to make use of what’s on offer? It would just be rude not to, wouldn’t it?

So, I’ve decided to help you girls out by telling you all about the new and fun ways that I’ve managed to get myself off. Day one was a bit extreme, don’t get me wrong, but it sure as hell felt good. It just goes to show what you can do when you think outside of the box. Oh and when you watch a little bit of porn! 😉