It's Not That I Don't Like Oral Sex... NSFW / Sex 

It’s Not That I Don’t Like Oral Sex…

“Do you really not like guys eating you out?”  It’s a question I’ve been faced with a few times over the last couple of years, and I was asked this very same question just a few days ago from a potential crushee. Every time the cuni-question comes up, I’m met by the same responses… “How can you not like receiving oral? I love to do it for hours?” “Really? You’d rather give head than receive? That’s weird. What’s not to love about it?”  “Don’t worry about that, we’ll work through…

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Guest Post - Splosh by @GeekyTemptress Guest Posts NSFW / Sex Sex Tips 

Guest Post – Splosh by @GeekyTemptress

I am beyond excited to bring to you the blog’s first ever guest post and who better to write it than the delectable @GeekyTemptress?  Happy reading…  Splosh I really love sex silly amounts and then I really love food. Thankfully sploshing exists and there can usually be had a myriad of giggling fun times from your very own fridge. There’s also some huge things NOT to do to yourself, but it’s fine… I did them already do you don’t have to. I think I’ve separated it out into the main categories,…

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NSFW / Sex Sex Tips 

#FingerBangMe – What Happened to Fingering Anyway?

I found myself embroiled in a Twitter chat last night about the decline of finger-banging. Oh, this is definitely a NSFW post by the way. I’m not beating around the bush (pun definitely intended), I’m talking fingering, finger-blasting, a good seeing-to with some deft digits… The decline of finger-banging is something I’ve definitely noticed as I’ve gotten older. I thought it was an age thing but if Bondara says it’s a sexual act on the decline, that would explain it. It’s a conversation me and a few of my female…

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Love Bites My Dating Life NSFW / Sex Sex Tips The Director 

Love Bites.

What is it about men and love bites? I don’t know if I told you but after my rough and ready ‘bonus night’ with The Director, I walked away with the mother of all hickeys on my neck. A big one, centre-stage, right where everyone could see it. What the fuck? You’re a 40-something year old man. What the fuck do you think you’re doing having a good old suck on my throat? Do you think you’re fucking 13 or something? I’m so angry. Honestly, hickeys are by far one…

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My Dating Life NSFW / Sex The Dom 

I Want Me Some of That

I tried to take a step back. From The Dom, I mean. Things were getting too complicated. He was starting to ask questions I didn’t know the answers to. When were we gonna meet? Why am I still flirting with other boys? Confused and more than a little pissed off with my own indecision, I finally made a decision. I cooled things off and then we had phone sex. Isn’t that how all good ‘breakups‘ go? (I say breakup in the loosest sense of the word. We weren’t actually together,…

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My Dating Life NSFW / Sex The Dom 

Team Dom

I have a boyfriend. I did try to break up with him but then he changed my mind. Simple enough right? Nope, not simple at all. Because not only do I have a boyfriend but I also have a Dom. The Twirtation, now renamed as The Dom, seems to have made me his Sub. Sorry, sub. I’ve learned capitalisation of that is important. In fact, I’ve learned a lot about being  submissive. The dominating man I’ve dreamed of my entire adult life has apparently come along (at the WORST possible…

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My Dating Life NSFW / Sex The Dom 

Good Girl.

I need to think of a better name for my Twirtation. I’m trying to think of a really good one, a really juicy one. One immediately springs to mind but I can’t use it. It would be far too obvious who he was. Aaaaaaanyway.  Remember I said he wanted to play a game? Well, I didn’t exactly agree to the game but it turns out we’ve started playing it anyway. Boyfriend aside, I’m pretty sure we had what can only be described as WhatsApp-sex the other day. What the fuck…

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My Dating Life NSFW / Sex The Dom 

Do I Play The Game?

I keep talking about The Director and the up and down relationship we seem to have found ourselves in but one person I haven’t spoken about enough, or at all for that matter is The Twirtation. He’s still around in a roundabout kinda way. I seem to have the hardest time writing down my thoughts about him probably because I know he’s going to read it, but I need to write about him at some point right? Why not now? We’ve been talking for a while now except he’s agreed…

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My Dating Life NSFW / Sex The Director 

An Orgasm a Day…

14/10/2015: Operation Blog Catch-Up I have so many things to say and I really don’t know where to start. The backlog of blog posts is racking up fast. My blog has been out of action for too long. I’m having serious hosting problems. I’m trying to fix it but it’s not happening fast enough. It’s definitely made me realise how much I rely on my blog. It’s my comfort blanket you know. It’s the thing I turn to when times get rough. I genuinely don’t know where I would be…

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My Dating Life NSFW / Sex The Director 

Netflix and Chill

He said I was the best sex he ever had. He said that to me. The Director said that to me on our second date. Holy fuck. To be fair we had such great sex the neighbours complained the next day which was more than a little embarrassing. Apparently they had heard us shagging two nights that week and the wife had made the husband come round and tell us to shut the fuck up. Can you believe that actually happened? I know I’m not a silent partner but I’m hardly…

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