Category: NSFW / Sex

It All Started With A Kiss My Dating Life NSFW / Sex The Hubby 

It All Started With A Kiss

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I was in Amsterdam recently and whilst browsing the souvenir shops for something not weed or tit-related for gifts to take back home to the family, I came across a little book. It was an empty book of lists for you to fill in — favourite romantic movies, mix-tape love songs, relationship pet peeves, that kind of thing. I thought it was a bloody marvellous idea so I decided to give it a shot but instead of writing it down in a book I’ll probably never look at again, I…

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#HornyGirlProblems Brown Eyes NSFW / Sex 

#HornyGirlProblems

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I wrote this around about the time he was ditching me / unfriending / blocking me on every social media site without me realising. It seemed a shame to waste it.  Bacon Sandwiches & Blowjobs continued… I’ve never given a blowjob with an actual ice cube in my mouth before. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve sucked on an ice cube and let it melt (or popped it out my mouth) to go down on a guy before, but I’ve never had an ice cube and a dick in my mouth…

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Bacon Sandwiches & Blowjobs Brown Eyes NSFW / Sex 

Bacon Sandwiches & Blowjobs

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When he’s not being really intense and super argumentative, Brown Eyes is a lot of fun. Not just in a sexual way, in every way. But today’s post is all about the sexual way. I’ve not even started writing yet and I can already promise you this one will be #NSFW. I’d made lunch ready for when he came ‘home’. It was his home, not mine, but for all intents and purposes, it’s our home. It might as well be, he keeps telling me it is plus I’ve started to…

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Whirlwind Brown Eyes My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

Whirlwind.

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*Long post alert. You might want to make yourself a cuppa. Don’t say I didn’t warn you* Written on Wednesday morning (April 27th): Life with him is like a whirlwind. It’s crazy. We’ve had two fights in two days, both of which resulted in me sleeping in his giant bed alone and him spending the night on the couch. I got the train over on Saturday night, the end date to be confirmed. This morning when I woke up alone for the second time, I realised four nights was too…

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Our First Fight Brown Eyes My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

Our First Fight

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One minute Brown Eyes and I were screaming at each other in the middle of the living room and the next he was fucking me up against the draining board in the kitchen. It all happened so fast and I’m not entirely sure I wasn’t saying no as he didn’t even bother to unzip my jeans before tugging them around my ankles and shoving me up onto the countertop. In fact he even apologised afterwards if it had felt a little ‘rapey’ (his words), he didn’t want to hurt me but…

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Brown Eyes

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He was rolling a spliff. He seems to do that a lot (more than me) so clearly I’ve got myself a boyfy with a drug habit. Always a Brucey-bonus. Anyway, it was the afternoon after the night before and we’d eaten the bacon sandwiches I had ready and waiting for him when he got home from running his errands. We’d drank the teas I’d made too and were getting ready to stoned-Netflix-and-chill the crap out of the rest of the afternoon. He’d taken his shirt off and was sat on…

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The 25 Hour Second Date Brown Eyes My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

The 25 Hour Second Date

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I still need to find a name for this guy and I really can’t think of one. I’ve gone and slept with him now so he definitely needs a name. He can’t just be number 45. Shit. Number 45?! How did that happen? (Clearly that’s the reason this blog is anonymous.)  The date almost didn’t happen – he thought I was going to blow him out and then I thought he was going to blow me out and then we blew each other out… Long story short, huge misunderstanding, all…

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My Threesome Flops: Part Two My Dating Life My Mr. Grey NSFW / Sex The Fireman 

My Threesome Flops: Part Two

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I’ve been talking about threesomes. Well, group sex really. In case you weren’t aware of why I’ve got the hump and feel the need to shout about my failing sex life when it comes to group activities, you should check out this recent post. Plus this post from Exhibit A which prompted my nostalgic reminiscing / ranting. Following on from the foursome with The Fireman, my high school friend and her boyfriend that epically went tits up, I feel the need to tell you about my second group sex situation.…

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My Threesome Flops My Dating Life NSFW / Sex The Fireman 

My Threesome Flops

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So… I read a little something today and not only do I feel the need to share it with you, I need to talk about it too. I read Exhibit A’s post on threesomes (click HERE for the full post) and to be honest, it pissed me off. Not his writing or the story he tells of course, that’s nothing short of a little erotic masterpiece. No, what pisses me off is the fact that everyone else seems to be having much better luck at this whole group sex thing…

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It’s Been 81 Days NSFW / Sex 

It’s Been 81 Days

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It’s been 81 days since I last had sex. It wasn’t a problem before but then someone asked me exactly how long it’d been and I made the catastrophic mistake of figuring it out. Ha! And then I worked it out wrong – 111 days. (Well, 102 days at the time.) On Twitter too! I cringe. Counting has never been my strong point… 81 days, 102 days, 111 days, it doesn’t matter. What does matter is that it’s been too long. The Director was the last man I let take…

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