Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex 

#FreshlyPolished – After School Boy Blazer

“Gosh, it’s been a really long time! How have you been?”  Luke couldn’t believe his eyes when Shelley walked into the conference room of the hotel. He hadn’t expected her to turn up to their school reunion, but he was glad that she had. She hadn’t aged. In fact, she looked exactly the same as she did on their last ever day together. Long, dark hair with those big brown eyes, the denim jacket she was wearing now replacing the blue blazer they’d worn in school together. She even had…

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NSFW / Sex 

#Top100SexBloggers2016 – 6th Place!

Hello, you gorgeous folk! I meant to post this a while back, but I’m a bad blogger (as always) and I’m so many blog posts behind … (Again, as always!) I received a Twitter notification that literally made me the happiest! In the #Top100SexBloggers2016 I was voted 6th. SIXTH! SIIIIIIXTH?! I couldn’t believe it. Me? My little blog? I’m the first to admit that I never believe I’m “good enough” – not tattooed enough for a tattoo convention, not geeky enough for Comicon, not experienced enough for a vape convention…

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Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex 

“What Are Your Fantasies?”

“What Are Your Fantasies?” A friend recently asked me this question and I didn’t know how to answer it. I don’t know what my fantasies are. That’s not a good thing, right? I’m thirty years old. Surely this is something I’d know by now? I’ve had little sexually check-boxes ticked off over the years, but a fantasy, a real fantasy …? I don’t think I have one of those. I’ve always wanted to recreate that scene out of 40 Days and 40 Nights when Josh Hartnett’s character uses an orchid…

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Bear My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

“Let’s Try Anal!”

Everyone everywhere seems to be talking about anal sex and I keep thinking I should probably have my input. I’m sure I’ve mentioned it a few times over the last four years or so, maybe I should go back and read what I’ve written before? But what’s the big deal all of a sudden? I mean, I know it’s always been a big deal but recently, with boys and girls included, it seems to be the main topic of conversation. Oh, this post is #NSFW by the way. I’ve only…

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Bear My Dating Life NSFW / Sex True Tales 

The Denim Skirt With the Bare Legs

“Turn around and bend over, baby. Bend over and place your forearms flat along the arm of the chair.  Now, leave your left leg with your foot on the floor, and lift your right leg … that’s it, lean your knee on the couch. There’s a good girl. Now, stay there. You were bad today.”  I’d been teasing him all day. The new knee-to-ankle tattoo was too painful to wear jeans over, and the only other thing I’d packed was a denim skirt and tights. I had a thousand t-shirts…

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NSFW / Sex Sex Tips The World... It Shocks Me 

Frank’s Thoughts on Hand Jobs – My Rebuttal

This is what gave me inspiration today: The things men hate about every sex position – Cosmopolitan. I came across this ridiculously pigheaded article from Cosmo recently, and just like so many other sex-related articles shared by the magazine/website, I found it be utter tripe. Although to be fair, this one was probably one of the worst I’ve ever read. Just a heads up, he referred to handjobs as “bottled water”, and then called them “the worst”. Out of every sexual action on Frank’s list, and to be fair on the…

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Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex Sex Tips 

How to Give Your Girlfriend the Best Head of Her Life …

I keep coming across these articles in places such as Cosmo, telling men “how to perform perfect cunnilingus” and other such bollocks. Admittedly, I have learned a few tips and tricks from articles like these in magazines and on websites, but for the most part, I find myself giggling at the ridiculous things I’m reading. There’s no such thing as perfection. Also, every woman is different. We all want or need different things to get there.  I don’t know how to make the “average” woman come via cunnilingus, therefore I…

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come-and-help-me Bear My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

Come and Help Me!

It feels like I should update you with my Bear progress. Following on from our incredibly embarrassing almost-ambulance incident, I really ought to bring you some sort of kink-related post, but there’s a good chance this will be more vomit-inducing than boner-provoking. I spent three days at Bear’s house, and although we had that slight glitch on the first night, things were pretty decent-flowing after that. Well, apart from a slight incident involving a bottle of vegetable oil. Let’s have a chat about that, shall we? “Erm … What have…

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Inflated … Ego? Bear My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

Inflated … Ego?

I don’t know if there is a right or wrong time to talk about this. I don’t even know if I want to talk about it at all. But my fingers are tapping so I’m going with the flow, and right now I want to talk about a little problem called erectile dysfunction. “So … um … I had a little problem before. Well, um, I guess you could call it a big problem. But, yeah, I couldn’t … um … get it, well, you know … up. But I…

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Bear My Dating Life NSFW / Sex True Tales 

A Bit of Halloween Face-Painting

I was wearing sweat pants. Not just any sweat pants, but the ones I dye my hair in. If we were getting crazy with makeup and fake blood, I didn’t want to do it in my jeans. That’s my defence for wearing my skanky pants around him, anyway. I was also sporting the white vest-top that I dye my hair in, hair tied back, no makeup on (because he was just about to do it all for me), I was hardly at my sexiest. But there was something about it…

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