franks-thoughts-on-hand-jobs-my-rebuttal NSFW / Sex The World... It Shocks Me 

Frank’s Thoughts on Hand Jobs – My Rebuttal

This is what gave me inspiration today: The things men hate about every sex position – Cosmopolitan. I came across this ridiculously pigheaded article from Cosmo recently, and just like so many other sex-related articles shared by the magazine / website, I found it be utter tripe. Although, to be fair, this one was probably one of the worst I’ve ever read. Just a heads up, he referred to hand jobs as “bottled water”, and then called them “the worst”. Out of every sexual action on Frank’s list, and to be fair…

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How to Give Your Girlfriend the Best Head of Her Life ... Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex 

How to Give Your Girlfriend the Best Head of Her Life …

I keep reading all these posts on the internet, in particular places such as Cosmo, telling men “how to give the perfect cunnilingus” and other such bollocks. Admittedly I have learned a few tips and tricks from articles like these in magazines and on websites, but for the most part, I find myself giggling at the ridiculous things I’m reading. I don’t know how to make the ‘average’ woman come to orgasm via cunnilingus, therefore I feel that the title “How to Give Your Girlfriend the Best Head of Her Life”…

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come-and-help-me Bear My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

Come and Help Me!

It feels like I should update you with my Bear progress. Following on from our incredibly embarrassing almost-ambulance incident, I really ought to bring you some sort of kink-related post, but there’s a good chance this will be more vomit-inducing than boner-provoking. I spent three days at Bear’s house, and although we had that slight glitch on the first night, things were pretty decent-flowing after that. Well, apart from a slight incident involving a bottle of vegetable oil. Let’s have a chat about that, shall we? “Erm … What have…

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Inflated … Ego? Bear My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

Inflated … Ego?

I don’t know if there is a right or wrong time to talk about this. I don’t even know if I want to talk about it at all. But my fingers are tapping so I’m going with the flow, and right now I want to talk about a little problem called erectile dysfunction. “So … um … I had a little problem before. Well, um, I guess you could call it a big problem. But, yeah, I couldn’t … um … get it, well, you know … up. But I…

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a-bit-of-halloween-face-painting Bear My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

A Bit of Halloween Face-Painting

I was wearing sweat pants. Not just any sweat pants, but the ones I dye my hair in. If we were getting crazy with makeup and fake blood, I didn’t want to do it in my jeans. That’s my defence for wearing my skanky pants around him anyway. I was also sporting the white vest-top that I dye my hair in. See reasons above. Hair tied back, no makeup on (because he was just about to do it all for me), I was hardly at my sexiest. But there was…

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sometimes-only-a-cockll-doodle-do Bear My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

Sometimes Only a Cock’ll (Doodle) Do

He just left. Bear just left. I’m sad. He didn’t make me walk him to the train station because he remembered the way, plus he knew I wanted nothing more than to put my PJ’s on and crawl into bed to tap the rest of the day away in peace and quiet. It had been a long couple of days. He’s so good to me. I didn’t want him to go. We had such a great evening and night last night, grocery shopping for picnics in bed, complete with crumbs…

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bears-girlfriend-the-sleepover Bear My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

“Bear’s Girlfriend” – The Sleepover

So … Bear and I had our first sleepover! I’d forgotten how much fun sleepovers could be, especially at my house. It’s been such a long time since I invited a man into my space … Too long perhaps? He was late. Hours late. He had clinic-stuff to do, because I’d demanded he went to the GU-clinic before I slept with him. And he had tattoo-stuff to do too. But then he got the train to mine – two and a half hours of train ride, to be precise. That’s…

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Wax. Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex 

Wax.

[NSFW inc. images] With each molten droplet of wax that fell onto my naked, pale skin, I gasped. Every single drop made my toes crunch up a little more, made my back arch a little bit more, made my inhale of breath that little bit sharper and more urgent. I couldn’t work out if I loved it or hated it, the burning touches sending goosebumps erupting across my body, quickly making their way over my arms and legs, breasts, stomach, buttocks … It was as though every inch of me…

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The Fart. My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

The Fart.

Have you ever climaxed so hard you actually farted during sex? A friend of a friend told me about this story … Okay, fine, I admit it, it was me. I came so hard I farted. Not recently. Let me set the scene … We were on his couch, hardcore making out in that way I like when it happened. There’s something about making out. It takes me back to being a teenager again, getting innocently busy in the living room while the parents busy themselves in the kitchen making…

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Porn - What's The Big Deal? NSFW / Sex Sex Tips 

Porn – What’s The Big Deal?

What’s the big deal with porn? My (female) friend called me in tears earlier, telling me that she’d found all this ‘weird’ porn on her boyfriend’s phone, and she wasn’t sure what to do about it. Firstly, who gets that upset about porn? Secondly, when did porn become such a bad thing? Thirdly, what the hell does ‘weird’ porn mean? I know what’s weird to me, but I wouldn’t imagine we (my relatively clean-cut female friend and I) have the same boundaries when it comes to porn … and sex…

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