Category Archives: The World… It Shocks Me

The Idiot’s Guide to Clearing Your iPhone (for Lucy)

The Idiot’s Guide to Clearing Your iPhone (for Lucy)

Right, I’m going to write a blog that is totally different from every other blog I’ve written. It’s technology based, rather than the usual sex, dating, and general moaning stuff. But I feel like this is important because there are some real dumbass twats out there who don’t seem to… Read more »

Frank’s Thoughts on Hand Jobs – My Rebuttal


This is what gave me inspiration today: The things men hate about every sex position – Cosmopolitan. I came across this ridiculously pigheaded article from Cosmo recently, and just like so many other sex-related articles shared by the magazine / website, I found it be utter tripe. Although, to be fair,… Read more »

How I Feel About Caitlyn Jenner Becoming ‘Woman of the Year’

I’m a woman. I’ve been a woman for almost thirty years. During those thirty years, I’ve had the pleasure and misfortune of going through all the things a woman needs to go through. I went through puberty. I’ve experienced 17 years of menstruation and all the joys *sarcasm* that brings… Read more »

Why Is Buying Condoms In Your Twenties So Difficult?

I actually meant to write this the other day when I bought emergency condoms for my fourth date with Someone New but what with everything else going on, I didn’t quite get around to it. It’s still bugging me though so now I feel the need to talk about it…… Read more »