NotSoSexintheCity My Dating Life 

Today Has Been Hell.

Today has been a pretty hellish day. Firstly, last night the guy that I’m trying to get rid of turned up unannounced at my house. I have space issues and I am not used to a man being around all the time, so when I say I need my space; I need my space. Him turning up uninvited at 12:30 at night was the last thing I wanted. I was already feeling pretty low. On top of that, we had a mini fight. I’m looking for a reason to get…

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NotSoSexintheCity Big Love My Dating Life 

Melancholy nostalgia….

Tonight I am feeling melancholy. I got home from work, smoked a doobie and to be honest, I’m feeling kinda sad today. I don’t even know really. Actually, I think I do know what it is. It’s loneliness. I may love to laugh, joke around and generally be obsessed with sex but in reality, I’m just a little girl in a big world looking for her happy ending. I think about all the guys I left behind… I’m doing that right now. The hubby with his wandering cock and anger…

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NotSoSexintheCity My Dating Life 

Why do I want what I can’t have?

There’s a guy. Of course there is, there is always a guy. He is number 15 in my list of guys from the post – What’s Your Number? He is my lapdog; the one that I love but hate at the same time. As mentioned before, we love each other to death, but in the relationship sense, we just don’t work. I can’t commit, probably because I’m still pining for the big love, (Number 29) and he turns stalker-esque every time we even try to date. By stalker-esque I mean…

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NotSoSexintheCity My Dating Life 

What Do I Want in a Man?

So… following on from my previous post about the man so beautiful, I thought my heart was going to stop, I decided to give you a little update. He might look beautiful, but quite frankly, he has the personality of a kipper. A couple of days of texting, and he amuses me about as much as an empty can of tuna. It just goes to show; all the beautiful people really are dull. Huff! He texted me last night, requesting my assistance to save him from a rather drunken night…

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NotSoSexintheCity My Dating Life 

Does it make me desperate?

Today at work, I fell in love. He was a man so hot, I couldn’t get words out right. I stammered, I stuttered, I blushed….. He really was the most beautiful man I had ever seen. He bought what he came for, and then he walked across to the store across the mall. Everyone at work dared me to run after him and give him my number… So I did. I also gave him the cute little line that you do when you are feeling brave but your insides are…

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I Think We Need To Break Up…

I have decided that it is time for current man and I to part ways. It’s a shame but he really isn’t what I am looking for and I realised this mid fuck last night. As predicted, he wanted to put it in my ass. As predicted, I said no. He went down on me for ages and I just couldn’t find my big ‘O’. I couldn’t even find the strength to fake it. He tried too hard, that’s his problem. And afterwards, when we were laying there eating our…

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My Dating Life NSFW / Sex 

What’s Your Number?

So…. the other day my significant other and I had THAT conversation. You know the one – “How many people have you slept with before me?” This conversation always fills me with dread, as I’m sure it does most women out there!!! Let’s be honest about this ladies; we aren’t virgins anymore. Far from it. We have had as many sexual experiences as men, if not more these days. We are open about our sexualities, openly admit to our girlfriends, (some of us) about our adventures – good or otherwise,…

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NotSoSexintheCity My Dating Life 

They Called Him My Father Figure…

So…. I was watching Sex and the City this evening. You know the one – Carrie’s father-figure editor guy from Vogue gives her the old ‘your daddy run away so now you’re looking for a father figure‘ speech. It got me thinking. My daddy left when I was barely six months old, so am I technically looking for a ‘father figure’ myself? I looked back at all the guys I’ve dated and I’m trying to find a pattern. Something that links them all…. Are they all father figures? Do I…

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NotSoSexintheCity Sex Tips The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of 

So…. What Makes Great Sex Great?

I have been dating my guy for around three months now. We’ve been official for a month. By official, I mean on our Facebook relationship status’, which everyone knows means it’s getting serious! Anyway, I digress. I’m a very sexual person. You’ll recognise this over the course of this blog, which I’m writing not only for your entertainment, but also because I need to talk to someone about my bizarre and frankly disappointing sexual experiences! I like sex. I like great sex, obviously! I like sex that isn’t ‘vanilla‘ –…

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