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If She Shaves Her Bikini Line For You, You’d Better Put Out!

May 15, 2014December 9, 2016 notsosexinthecityadvice, beauty, date, date night, dating, first date, getting ready, life, love, lust, makeup, musings, new man, relationship, relationships, Sex, sex tips2 Comments

Right guys – this is something you NEED to know. If the woman in your life shaves her legs or bikini line for you, and you don’t put out, you’re a fucking idiot. My other half is a great guy but he’s pretty dumb sometimes. For example, if you’re a regular follower of my blog, you’ll know he has a habit of expecting/waiting for me to get primped and preened, present myself to him baby smooth and smelling of roses, and falling asleep on me before any nookie has a…

Things Girls Think About When Her Bloke Goes Down On Her

April 11, 2014 notsosexinthecityadvice, cunnilingus, love, lust, oral, oral sex, relationship, relationships, Sex, The Dating Game

I came across a pretty funny post on the Lad Bible on Facebook. In fact, Bestie shoved it down my face like he does with so many of their funny and sometimes quite offensive posts. 14 Things Blokes Think When Going Down On Women was the post in question, and it prompted quite the response from me! 😉 1 – Yes… you should have looked up “clitoris” before you started working away on it. Well, about an inch away from it. Look it up, make sure you know what it…