Category: Me & My Opinions

Something happens to a girl when she starts her period. The usually loving, good-spirited, warm-hearted woman that you have come to know and love will turn into an absolute monster. Overnight. Without any reason. You’ll go to bed fine. You’ll blissfully sleep, safe in the knowledge that she’ll be right next to you when you wake up and then when you do, shit goes down. WTF? She’ll be breathing fire. She will hate your guts. She will want to throw things at you because you’re breathing at her with your vile…

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Recently I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m a grown up. I’m going to be the big 3-0 in two years time… I’m not a kid anymore. I’m a grown up. Do you know how I know this? Because I do all of these things: Using the outdoor washing line so I don’t have crunchy towels. I hate crunchy towels. I like my Mama’s towels. Her towels are always soft. It doesn’t matter how many outdoor washing lines I have, or how much fabric softener I use, my towels are…

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UPDATE: This is filled with bad advice. Bad advice written by me in 2014, when I was in my twenties, a heavy drinker, and had a lot of lessons to learn. If you’d like to read the newer rebuttal, check this out: REALLY SHITTY FIVE-YEAR-OLD ADVICE When a girl gets drunk and angry, there’s a reason behind it. It’s normally a build-up of a number of things, and when she has that one drink too many; the one that tips her over the edge, it all comes out. It doesn’t…

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I feel so bad for leaving this post as long as I have. I was nominated for the ‘Inventive Blogger Award’ back in February of this year by I Like The Smell Of New Things, and firstly I’d just like to say a MASSIVE thank you for this! Much appreciated! As all of my awards are! 🙂 There are some rules, of course. I need to nominate five other people for this award, as well as list five things I love about blogging… Don’t mind if I do! 😉 So,…

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Right, we’ve come to the third and final part of the series. In case you missed out on Part One and Part Two, I shall list them below: What They Don’t Tell You About Losing Weight! (Part One) What They Don’t Tell You About Losing Weight! (Part Two) 12 – Your boobs will change. Sorry ladies but things are going to happen to your boobs. They are going to get smaller. I was lucky and I didn’t lose too much cleavage when I lost the weight, but some girls lose…

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So… following on from What They Don’t Tell You About Losing Weight (Part One), I thought I’d bring the next instalment of the stupidly annoying things that happen when you lose weight. Let’s face it — most of us have been trying to shed those extra pounds for years so when it does happen, it almost seems too god to be true. I literally lost weight overnight – I wasn’t prepared for it, I wasn’t ready for it, it hit me like a slap in the face. As I’ve said…

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When I first started writing this, I didn’t expect it to end up being quite as long as it was so I’m gonna break things down into more manageable chunks for you… Apparently I can waffle on a bit 😉 So, if you’ve been following my blog for a while, you’ll know I’ve lost quite a lot of weight in a short space of time. Yes, I’ve turned into one of those people, and yes, I do talk about it ALL THE TIME. and guess what? I don’t really care.…

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I came across a post from Life of a Lover Girl that blow me away and gave me inspiration for a whole bunch of stuff for the blog. I love it when I come across a post that does that to me. My fingers go into overdrive, jotting down all these notes that I want to talk about. Thanks for that chick! Loved reading it! In the blog she writes about online dating from a male perspective, which is something I’d love to try, but it also made me think…

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