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Beautiful Penis, Complicated Relationship Status.

October 11, 2014January 10, 2017 notsosexinthecitybreaking up, breakup, complicated, dating, drama, ex, ex-girlfriend, Facebook, life, love, lust, musings, relationship, relationships, Sex2 Comments

Weird things are happening and I don’t like it at all. I want my Jock back. My Beautiful Tattooed Jock. I need him back. I want my silverback gorilla! 🙁 Geek Boy… Well. I’m not really sure where to start. Things started to get very hot despite the fact I was trying to make the conversation somewhat platonic as I’m still mourning for my last relationship. He sent me a penis picture. In fact, he’s now sent me two penis pictures. Holy fucking shit. He’s the biggest thing I’ve ever…

Dating Jock

Here We Go Again.

August 29, 2014December 16, 2016 notsosexinthecitybreaking up, breakup, dating, drama, ex, heart, heartache, life, love, musings, relationship, relationships, Sex, split

So. The fucking Ex. She’s back. Jock and I had been sailing along just splendidly for a while. Well, not exactly splendidly but we were doing OK. To be fair, nothing exciting had happened in a while. It was inevitable that something would go to shit. It just had to be her didn’t it. Fuck I hate her. I don’t get what this woman’s problem is. Honestly. There is no fucking need for this bullshit. She’s like a petulant child. It’s ridiculous. Apparently, two weeks ago when Jock and I…

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If She Shaves Her Bikini Line For You, You’d Better Put Out!

May 15, 2014December 9, 2016 notsosexinthecityadvice, beauty, date, date night, dating, first date, getting ready, life, love, lust, makeup, musings, new man, relationship, relationships, Sex, sex tips2 Comments

Right guys – this is something you NEED to know. If the woman in your life shaves her legs or bikini line for you, and you don’t put out, you’re a fucking idiot. My other half is a great guy but he’s pretty dumb sometimes. For example, if you’re a regular follower of my blog, you’ll know he has a habit of expecting/waiting for me to get primped and preened, present myself to him baby smooth and smelling of roses, and falling asleep on me before any nookie has a…

Dating Jock

Dating a Man With Kids…

May 13, 2014December 9, 2016 notsosexinthecitybreakup, children, complicated, dating, ex, family, kids, life, love, lust, musings, pregnancy, relationship, relationships, Sex, single mother, starting a family

Actually wrote this a couple of days ago (before the fight) but forgot to post it. Shan’t waste it! 😉 Is it actually possible to be a bit jealous of an eight year old child? It’s a question I’ve been thinking about for a while, but I know the sort of reaction I’ll get when I talk about it. You knew Jock had a daughter when you first started dating him… She’s a child… How can you be jealous of a child…?! The chick on the end of the wrath…

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How Good Was Your Wank Today?

May 4, 2014 notsosexinthecityexplicit, girls, life, love, lust, masturbation, musings, Sex, sex tips3 Comments

Right, come on guys and girls. Let’s have a show of hands here, shall we? How often do you genuinely masturbate? Wank? Jerk off? Choke the chicken? Whatever you like to call it – how often are you doing it? And how are you doing it? I had a conversation with a male friend (as always) this afternoon, and he told me that was soooo horny, he had already masturbated three times that day. Now, I appreciate that I was off to a running start with my two wanks, but…

I Wore The Dress.

March 3, 2014 notsosexinthecityconfidence, girl, girl stuff, girls, life, love, lust, musings, self esteem, Sex, women

You may remember that I recently mentioned a dress that I had bought to attend an engagement party with the Bestie. Well, I wore the dress at the party. It had the desired effect. Every guy that saw me did a double take. The guys that I had known for years but hadn’t seen in a long time couldn’t believe it was me. You should have seen my transformation. I used to be a chubby, size 16, 5 ft 5 busty blonde. Well, I’d say a size 14 really but…

I Bought a Dress.

February 27, 2014 notsosexinthecityconfidence, life, love, lust, musings, relationship, relationships, self esteem, Sex, The Dating Game, thinspiration, weight loss

So guys and girls, I’ve bought this dress. The Bestie I’ve Never Had a Dalliance With and I are going to a party Saturday night. We are heading out to celebrate the engagement of two of our friends. It’s a pretty smart affair; Bestie has bought a new pair of shoes, trousers and a tie for the affair. I bought a new dress. I need to talk about this dress. I don’t know why this dress has affected me quite so much but I’m pretty sure this is my “coming…

Emotional Hoarding: The Hubby’s Letter

January 24, 2014December 5, 2016 notsosexinthecityabuse, divorce, domestic abuse, ex, life, love, marriage, musings, relationship, relationships, Sex, The Dating Game, violence4 Comments

In a previous post (The Nation of (Emotional) Hoarders), I talk about the little things that we keep from past lovers – all those love letters and mementos of the romantic and adorable times you had together. I mentioned a letter that my Hubby had sent me, apologising for punching me in the face. I have decided to publish that letter. Brave? Or stupid? I kept the letter for all this time in case our divorce got messy. The divorce we still haven’t gotten started on yet. Eye roll. Anyway, this is…

You’re Probably the Best I’ve Ever Had.

December 4, 2013 notsosexinthecitylife, love, lust, musings, relationship, relationships, Sex

Things have been plain sailing with Jock and I recently. You can probably tell – the blog is always quiet when there is nothing going wrong. There is only so many times you can say “I’m in love!” before someone slaps you around the face and tells you to man up… I spent last weekend with my beautiful Jock. It was amazing really. Saturday he picked me up straight from work and we did the family thing – socialising with my Mama Bear for a bit before we went back…

Everything BUTT… (Yes, I’m talking about anal sex)

November 2, 2013February 9, 2018 notsosexinthecityAnal, anal sex, life, love, lust, musings, relationships, Sex

Sometimes I come across a blog post so brilliant, I have to share it and today it happened to me again. Life of a Lover Girl posted I’m anal about anal but(t) and I found myself empathising with every word she said. Anal is something I’m not all that into. With The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of, I made it a feature too early on in the relationship so it was the be-all and end-all of our sex life towards the end. He wasn’t small in the trouser department…