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Today I decided on another breakup film. I’m slowly working my way through the list I should have gone through when Big Love and I first broke up. This is where we’re at: Sunday – 500 Days of Summer [How Long Does It Take to Get over Someone?] Monday – The Holiday Tuesday – Closer Why am I doing this? Because I can. Because I have to. Because I’m driving myself crazy with my pathetic obsession with Big Love and our big breakup, and I am determined to get him…
Read More“What’s your idea of the perfect penis?” It’s a great question, right? A question I was recently asked in real life, but I answered it much more diplomatically than I’m about to answer here. My IRL answer was something along the lines of: “Oh, you know, size isn’t important. I just like a regular penis, mostly.” But now I’m about to give you my HONEST answer. I hope you’re sitting comfortably … In my opinion, Big Love had the most perfect penis. He was my first ever circumcised penis, and…
Read MoreI came across an interesting post by Life of a Lover Girl [no longer available] that discussed the idea of comparing lovers. Do we do it? All of us? Do you? Or do you try not to? I think the answer is, yes. Deep down, I think we’re all comparing our lovers. The ones in our past, the ones in our present, and the ones that might come up in our future. I’m terrible for it while I’m going through a breakup. I will compare every new lover I have…
Read MoreI need to add another one to the list of people I’ve slept with. Yes, that’s right, I finally fucked One Ball … and it was fabulous! Our little dalliance started with a message on an online dating website, then we met for a quick lunch, then we went for a hot chocolate or two, and then we shared our first kiss, which was just perfect, then I decided it was time to take things further so invited him to mine to watch a movie. The movie was Ted. We…
Read MoreI’ve had two days off work. Do you want to know what I have done for those two days? Let me let you in on my dirty little secret: I have fucked, drank wine, ate dinner, laughed, walked, talked, fucked, fucked some more, and fucked a little bit more again. In short, the last two days of my life have been spent between the sheets, or rather, on top of them; and although I’m more than a little sore right now, I have this kind of after-sex glow and a…
Read MoreOkay, so, last night I made a dumb decision. I decided to meet The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of for a drink, taking the Bestie along with me, in a bar that I used to work in that would be filled with people I knew. You’d think that would be protection enough against any bad decisions, but no, my vagina had other ideas. I think it might have been the copious bottles of Budweiser that did it. I can’t remember how many I had, but I know that I…
Read More“Get down on the ground!” I watched him fall to the floor, not quite knowing what to do. There was a lot of commotion around me, but the alarm hadn’t gone off yet. That was usually the first thing to alert us to the danger — loud, repetitive, and every bit as frightening as the event it was used to signify.
Read MoreI think it’s time for my current guy [The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of] and I to break up, part ways, whatever you want to call it. It’s a shame, but I really don’t think he’s the kind of guy I’m looking for. Do you want to know when I realised that? Half-way through our fuck last night, that’s when. Great timing, as always. And as discussed in Anal Sex – What’s the Deal?, he wanted to put his dick in my ass again. I said no, he tried…
Read MoreThis is NOT a sexy blog post. There’s poo talk, peeps. I’d call this one more of a cautionary [and fucking embarrassing] tale. I’ve got a question for you: What’s the obsession between men and anal sex lately? *I’m not deliberately gender stereotyping. I’ve just had more men than usual trying to crawl into my ass than women. Don’t get me wrong, if anal sex is on the menu, I’ll order it from time to time, but if I’m being really honest, I don’t actually get anything from anal play.…
Read MoreI had a weird conversation about bondage at work today. Well, it started with bondage, but it wasn’t long before we listing off the best sexual experiences we’d ever had [my work colleagues and me]. It’s funny how these conversations seem to spring up at the weirdest times, don’t you think? I couldn’t help but laugh when I had to pause my chat about anal sex to serve a 62-year old customer. It was one of the highlights of the day, to be honest. Anyway, back to the topic in…
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