Naked Chef
He would smile into my mouth, mid-kiss, in a way that just…
The Kidney Infection
A few weeks after we reconciled, Whisky got out of bed in…
Birthdays, Buckfast, and Blowjobs
My birthday was coming up. That’s how my tale of birthdays, Buckfast,…
His Best Mate’s Girl
I’d been out shopping with The Girl I Can’t Forget when I…
I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing
I thought he was joking, but he reached above us to the…
That Time I Got a Cherry Stuck In My Vagina
Today, friends, I’d like to tell you about the time I got…
An Eater
On the fourth date, Whisky showed me his magic trick: he was…
The Most Beautiful Boy in the World
He was the most beautiful boy in the world. That’s what I…