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Birthdays, Buckfast, and Blowjobs
Ex-HusbandMy Mr. Grey

Birthdays, Buckfast, and Blowjobs

My birthday was coming up. That’s how my tale of birthdays, Buckfast,…

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His Best Mate’s Girl
Ex-Husband

His Best Mate’s Girl

I’d been out shopping with The Girl I Can’t Forget when I…

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I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing
Ex-Husband

I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing

I thought he was joking, but he reached above us to the…

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That Time I Got a Cherry Stuck In My Vagina
Ex-HusbandSex Fails

That Time I Got a Cherry Stuck In My Vagina

Today, friends, I’d like to tell you about the time I got…

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An Eater
Ex-HusbandTrue Sex Stories

An Eater

On the fourth date, Whisky showed me his magic trick: he was…

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The Most Beautiful Boy in the World
Ex-Husband

The Most Beautiful Boy in the World

He was the most beautiful boy in the world. That’s what I…

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The Virgin
Sex Fails

Number 23: The Virgin

I wasn’t heading anywhere in particular; I just walked until I didn’t…

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Girlfriend
My Mr. Grey

Girlfriend

I laughed. I mean, what the fuck else could I do? We…

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The Bus Driver
Sex Fails

Number 22: The Bus Driver

I’d been out drinking when I met The Bus Driver. I didn’t…

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The OMG Guy
Sex Fails

Number 21: The OMG Guy

The deal was done. I invited two gal pals, and Bestie invited…

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