Number 11: Lurch (The Flat)
One weekend, a friend brought some other friends back to mine after…
Number 10: Prison Micro Penis
“You can crash with me if you want?” Prison Micro Penis offered,…
That Time His Dick Scared Me
I thought it would be a good time to introduce you to…
The Foursome That Wasn’t (Numbers 6 & 7)
Once upon a time, The Fireman and I went through a period…
Fuck Me on The Pool Table
An idea lit up in my head like the metaphorical lightbulb moment,…
My First Heartbreak
10 months into my relationship with Goth Boy my worst nightmare came…
The First Time I Did Anal
We’d never discussed the idea of anal. It had never even entered…
For I Have Sinned
Friends, I had just discovered make-up sex… and outdoor sex… and someone…
The Rock Club
Soundtrack: She Hates Me by Puddle Of Mudd.Goth Boy didn’t just introduce…
That Time My Drink Was Spiked
It’s time for an uncomfortable story today, but the tale is only…