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Third Date (Dick) Analysis

Soundtrack: Let's Go by Calvin Harris feat. Ne-Yo.I don’t really know where…

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Sex in a Tent

Soundtrack: Closer by Nine Inch Nails.I’ll get the important stuff out the…

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That Fucking Bloke

Just when I thought my life was going swimmingly, someone came along…

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Date Number Two with Jock

Soundtrack: Where Have You Been by Rihanna.Things have been heating up between…

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This is Not a Drill

Soundtrack: Payphone by Maroon 5 feat. Wiz Khalifa.Exactly 45-minutes after we’d said…

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The Tale of the 11-Hour First Date

Soundtrack: Lego House by Ed Sheeran.I thought things with Jock might fizzle…

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I Hate It When Men Cry

Something happens to me when men cry, and it goes one of…

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In With the New?

Soundtrack: I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift. I grabbed my phone,…

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Out With the Old

So, I did it. I broke up with One Ball – properly,…

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Boom! (I Think We’re Breaking Up)

So, things have been pretty bad with One Ball lately. And by…

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