That Time I Got Nicked
And that’s the story of the time I got nicked… and my…
That Time My Drink Was Spiked
It’s time for an uncomfortable story today, but the tale is only…
The Second Time
The Very First One and I obviously tried to have sex again…
The First Time
The first time I had sex was a bloody nightmare… literally. If…
That Time I Wasn’t Ready
Today, I’d like to talk about that time I wasn't ready... also…
Number 1: The Very First One
I met The Very First One like most people meet their first…
Anal FOMO: My 30-Something Anal Crisis
It’s been 17 months. That’s how long Bear and I have been…
Intimacy, But Not Sex.
You know, I quite liked fucking your pretty little mouth last night. …
Day Six: Full Cretin
Sometimes, I’d quite like to strangle Bear. Like right now, for example.…
Car Parks & Shooting Stars
I'm a little bit obsessed with space. Anyone who knows me knows…