Running Back
Of course I was going to run back to him. For years…
A Breakup/A Make Up
The moment it was all over between Sailor Boy and I, was…
Fucking In a Boat
So, I took myself to the shower, then let my fingers finally…
Number 8: Sailor Boy
Outkast’s Hey Ya played in the background as they stepped out of…
It Could Have Been a Great Night
I’ve always wondered what it would have been like if we’d introduced…
What is Affordating?
I think it’s a good time to talk about a new dating…
What is Bad Pancake in Dating?
We’re unravelling another dating term in today’s blog post, and it’s known…
Midnight Picnic
I didn’t know it then, but it was the beginning of the…
The Foursome That Wasn’t (Numbers 6 & 7)
Once upon a time, The Fireman and I went through a period…
That Fucking Pager
I think that fucking pager was a novelty at first. Look at…