Hot High School Kid
Number: 12
Length: one-night stand [barely]
If I had to describe this non-relationship in three (ish) words, I would say: red, after-, shock.
Number 12: Hot High School Kid
Number 12: Hot High School Kid (who I shall now call HHSK) had been in the year above me in sixth form, and I thought he was beautiful. I was into blondes back then, but he wasn’t tall and skinny like my first blonde, The Very First One; instead...
Fucking Kate
Despite my previous vomity attempt to get down and dirty with the Hot High School Kid, he agreed to see me again. I honestly couldn’t believe it. I had vomited on the man… how did he want to see me again? Regardless, I invited him to my next party at The Flat, where he met Kate.Fucking Kate.Bestie had invited fucking Kate, not me. I hated…