I’d had such a great time with the original Rampant Rabbit that it didn’t take me long to start looking for a second Rabbit to invest my hard-earned cash in, back in 2002/3-ish. Alongside my very first sex toy I’d also built my very first PC and had Telewest internet installed, so I used on the internet to order my second ever sex toy… and I think, that’s where my inability to measure things before I ordered them online started. Nothing has changed. Anyway, allow me to tell you the brief relationship I had with a bright blue Rampant Rabbit Thruster.
Rampant Rabbit Thruster
I was excited to get the Thruster, and back then, next-day delivery wasn’t even a thing. Delivery took ages. More than a week sometimes. You couldn’t track items back then, too. Not like you can now, anyway. It felt like the longest wait in the world…
And then, ding-dong, the Thruster had arrived.
Specs
I don’t remember the specs or settings now, of course; it was more than twenty years ago now. But the box was enormous. Much bigger than the original Rabbit’s box had been. I was actually a bit scared to get the Thruster out of it, in fear of it getting bigger than I’d already imagined.
It was big, you guys. Girthy and long. Too girthy and too long.
Ah, shit.
Still, I’ve never been one to turn down a challenge, so I gave Bestie a twenty-pound note and told him to piss off to the pub.
“I’ve got a new toy to play with, so I want you to fuck off,” I told him.
Off he went, and I was finally alone with my new – but intimidatingly big – Rampant Rabbit Thruster.
It was time to get to work.
Design
The Thruster was built very much like a regular Rampant Rabbit: vibrating bunny ears for clitoral stimulation, plus balls that thrusted up and down (instead of going around in circles, like the OG Rabbit.)
It was big, though – longer, girthier, and with bigger internal balls than its predecessor in my top drawer.
I was, without a shadow of a doubt, intimidated.
Noise
That damn toy was the noisiest toy in the world, I’m convinced of it. The metal balls whirred as those aspects of Rampant Rabbits tended to do, but they clanked, too. I’m not sure they were meant to clank, but there were clanking moments that terrified me.
The vibrating aspect of the Rampant Rabbit Thruster was much louder than my first Rabbit. It’s definitely not the kind of toy that I’d have opted for, had Bestie been home.
Ease of Use
I wouldn’t exactly class the OG Rampant Rabbit Thruster as an easy-to-use sex toy when you need to lubricate, breathe deeply, and dare yourself to even use it – you know? For me, personally, it was just too much, before, during, and after.
It is simple enough to use, to be fair. Most Rampant Rabbit-style vibrators are, in my experience. The vibrating ears worked alone, or with the shaft movements, which also could be operated alone. I love the Rabbit design… but I like mine more on the smaller side. (Just like my dicks, really.)
Orgasmability?
Yes, I came… but at what cost?
Rampant Rabbit Thruster: Conclusion
I couldn’t really ‘review’ this sex toy, as I don’t remember enough about it. I didn’t exactly pay attention to the specs or settings when I had to lubricate and gear myself up every time I wanted to use the toy. This blog post serves as more of a memory, and a warning: always check the sizes of your sex toy before you order it online.
I didn’t mind accommodating a larger-than-average man, but I didn’t want to have to stretch myself out every single time, I fancied a wank, you know?
Anyway, that’s the story of the time I bought a new sex toy that was too big for me. I used it once, then literally gave it away…
You can read all about that in The Girl I Can’t Forget’s chapter.
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