Big Love 

Big Love: Meet Number 37

I realised something today. I talk about Big Love a lot in this blog, but I don’t think I’ve ever really told you the full story of him, just the horrible, bitter, jealous, ranting, whining breakup bits. And those really are NOT the best bits of our story. Not by HALF. Our love story was insane. And I mean literally insane. You should hear it. We first met in a war zone. An actual war zone, not a metaphorical one. We were both civilian contractors, him from one side of…

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One-Night Stands The Hubby 

Why Do Boys Talk to Me Like That? Meet Number 29!

I’m not sure if I’ve ever mentioned this guy before, but he’s Number 29 – The Prison Warden. He’s not a prison warden anymore. In fact, I think he’s gone into politics which is partly why he has gotten back in touch. We haven’t really spoken that much – he happened to come into where I work one day and we exchanged numbers again. He was a guy I had a weird threesome with when I was with the Hubby. Pretty sure I also cheated on the Hubby another night…

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Jock 

I Knew It!

So…. the crazy fucking ex played right into my hands, just like I knew she would. I can’t quite remember where I left off with you guys so let me just recap for one moment… Remember I was really pissed off about the crazy slut of an ex that seemed to be making my life a misery by taking up too much of his time, and his energy? Well, I had an angry outburst when I was on my period, resulting in Jock speaking to her and basically asking her…

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Jock 

So… What Happened?

Let me just take a moment to remember where I left off last time… Oh yeah, I was waiting for him to text back, and hoping for him to offer to come to mine. I was livid at him but I really missed him, and my lust for his smell came over my need to be angry at him. I messaged him in one last bid to save my weekend… “I guess you’re busy tonight too then.” We had a brief chat, mostly me telling him how pissed off I…

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Jock 

Well, That Backfired (& Other Ex-Related Bullshit)

So I had the hump with him. Jock I mean. The ex was poking her nose in everywhere and I was not impressed. Well, I exploded at him on the phone two days ago, and although technically he did what I asked, we had a big fight, haven’t spoken again for another 24 hours, and I didn’t get to see him this weekend. I am now incredibly pissed off, with myself though; not with him, and I miss him terribly. How do I undo this? So what happened? Well, I…

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Jock 

I’m Still Fucking Raging

I meant to put this up last night but I forgot. Then I fell asleep. I’m old these days. My bad… I never thought I was one of those girls that would dwell on a fight and let it fester for days before blowing into an almighty drama. It would turn out that I am one of these girls, however; especially with Jock. I haven’t spoken to him since she put that Facebook post up yesterday. Well, I sent him one message in response to his abrupt “Afternoon” today saying…

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Jock 

I am Fucking Raging.

Surprise surprise, she’s pissed off again. Apparently the course of true love doesn’t run fucking smooth. Although to be fair, this time, I think I might be overreacting a little bit. So… The Redneck and his other half went to Vegas to get married and today was the day. It was going to be happening at 6pm our time, and I could watch it online with some streaming thing. Jock was so excited about it so I got all excited about, and I rushed home faster than I’ve ever gotten…

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Jock 

The Fucking Ex-Factor

Wow, things have been mighty quiet from my end recently. My relationship has been going along swimmingly with Jock. We’ve now been together a whole eight months now (in two days time) although sometimes it feels like we’ve been together for years already, we know each other so well. I’ve been working too many hours on top of accepting too many writing projects… I’ve been swamped between trying to earn money, see my better half and hang out with the Bestie. I still haven’t moved house yet. I’m halfway there…

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Big Love 

It’s Been Two Years

It was two years ago today, the fifth of February, that I left the other side of the world, the man I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with, and run home to my family with my tail between my legs. The big ending of my Big Love story. Maybe it’s about time I found a more appropriate name for him, than ‘Big Love’? Guess what happened to me yesterday. In fact, I’ll just tell you. My best gal pal from the other side of…

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Jock 

Matching Tattoos

In 10 days, Jock and I will have been “officially” together for 7 months. I say officially – that was the first time we fucked. My beautiful Tattooed Jock took me camping and stole my heart. It was beautiful and meaningful and my life changed that day. I knew from day one that he would be special to me – didn’t I say that? (See The Tale of the 11 Hour Date – I told you I knew he was special!) I found a picture on Pinterest in the early…

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