My dating & sex life in very graphic detail | 18+
I’ve been a really good girl this year. Mostly. I haven’t gotten myself into any trouble, anyway, which is the same kinda thing. So, just like all good girls, I’ve written my little ‘Dear Santa’ letter, featuring all the nice, naughty, and fun goodies that I’d like to see, wrapped up under the tree.
Read MoreThis post contains a lot of opinions, a sprinkling of sarcasm, and some serious bitchiness ~ it’s time for the Tweets I didn’t send 2020 edition …
Read MoreI recently delved into my drafts on Twitter for the first time in a very long time (like, forever) and found some absolute crackers that I thought I might share with you before I delete them. These were things I didn’t feel brave enough to say, changed my mind about saying, couldn’t say because of shitty signal (I’m assuming), and various other unknown reasons. I know it says 2019 in the title, but there’s a good chance that some of these have been sat there for a good few years. …
Read MoreWhat would you do if someone told you something like: “So-and-so’s girlfriend is a fucking psycho, by the way.” If you knew that someone was dating a ‘psycho’, would you tell them? What if that person were your best friend? You’d totally tell them, right? What if that person was your best friend once but isn’t anymore? Now what d’ya do? Tell them? Tell someone else to tell them? Tell the original psycho-news-spreader to keep their newfound deets to themselves? Update to this: he has a new gf. My sister…
Read MoreWith the whole getting-outed thing going on recently, I started thinking about what might happen if a partner or lover read some of the content that I’ve written about them. Would they want to read it? Would you want to know your sexual review?
Read MoreI’ve made plans to have a weekend away with One Ball, featuring endless sex, lots of snacks, and a few drinks, but mostly a truckload of kinky fuckery – but of course Mother Nature has appeared and decided otherwise. What do you think about sex on your period, folks? Because that’s my damn question of the day. Sex on Your Period: A Few Thoughts I’ve been a bit of an emotional wreck, to be fair, so I should’ve expected the flash of red in my underwear this morning. That didn’t…
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