In With the New Jock 

In With the New?

I grabbed my phone, then tip-tapped and swiped until I’d found the Plenty of Fish app. As previously mentioned in ‘Out with the Old,’ I was done with it all, done with trying to find love, and done with putting myself through the torment that was online dating. But then, life does what life does best… and now, I think it’s in with the new. Allow me to explain. A message I opened the app with the intention of deleting my account, then deleting the app from my phone right…

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The Tale of the 11-Hour First Date Jock 

The Tale of the 11-Hour First Date

I thought things with Jock might fizzle out after a few days of chit-chatting, but the exact opposite has happened. We haven’t stopped talking. The girl who didn’t have time for a relationship is now seemingly considering a relationship with a man that lives a 45-minute drive away… and now, she needs to ‘fess up and tell you the tale of the 11-hour first date. Yes, you did read that correctly: the ELEVEN-HOUR first date. That’s gotta break some sort of record, surely? A Jock-ish date offer “I’d like to…

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This is Not a Drill Jock 

This is Not a Drill

Exactly 45-minutes after we’d said our goodbyes, which just so happens to be the exact length of his drive home, Jock sent me a text message that made my stomach somersault and my heart flutter. “I had the best night with you!” I told him the same. What I didn’t tell him, though, was how much I was thinking about fucking him. It’s a constant and steady stream of thoughts now, comprised of lots of different fucks… and they are mouth-wateringly good. In my head he’s really good in bed.…

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Jock 

Date Number Two with Jock

Things have been heating up between Jock and I at a pretty phenomenal rate. Text conversations have gone on well into the night and early morning, each message progressively filthier than the one before. By the time the big day came around, I basically couldn’t wait another moment longer for date number two with Jock – and what a date it was! But first, let’s backtrack a couple of days first. I like slow, sensual sex That’s what Jock said to me in one text. Actually, the full quote is…

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Jock True Sex Stories 

Sex in a Tent

I’ll get the important stuff out the way nice and early for you: yes, I had sex in a tent with Jock. More than once. More than twice, in fact. We had our third date, had an incredible time, and now I’m basically in love with him. Exciting stuff, right? Now, shall we start at the beginning? Sorted “You go to work and don’t worry about a thing,” he told me. “I’ll get everything sorted, then come and pick you up.” It took me a second to reply because I…

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Jock 

Third Date (Dick) Analysis

I don’t really know where to start here, but I can tell you one thing for absolute definite: I am most definitely wearing fuck-tinted spectacles as far as Jock is concerned. It’s time for the third date (dick) analysis, folks… and I don’t think it’s going to go quite as you think. The mistake So… yeah, the morning after the night before things got a little frisky, as you’d probably expect; however, neither of us thought about the condom. It didn’t enter my mind. I’m guessing that it didn’t enter…

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Jock 

The Zoo

I’m in very serious trouble. Like, super serious trouble. I’ve just spent another AMAZING 24 hours with the AMAZING Jock, and I can say one thing with absolute honesty: he rocks my fucking world. I definitely wasn’t this happy with One Ball at the beginning. I didn’t feel like this. He made me happy and stuff but this is something else. I’m in a constant state of giggly butterflies, wishing the hours away until I can see him next, literally running to my phone whenever it makes a vibrating noise…

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Jock Mental Health 

I’m Fucking Falling For You

Fuck me, I don’t even know where to start updating you with everything. I’m about a week behind in blog posts, so I’ll try to keep things nice and easy to read along with … but I have so much to tell you! “I’m picking you up after work. Wear the cowboy boots and that dress again, please,” Jock text me. It thrilled me that he’d told me what to wear. It’s a little bit of a kink of mine, I think; a man telling me what to wear, how…

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Jock True Sex Stories 

Will You Be My Girlfriend?

Things have been mostly smooth-sailing for me. In fact, Jock and I just went on our sixth date and I’d quite like to talk about that if you don’t mind? “I won’t have time to go home from work and change, but if you can handle me smelly and slightly exhausted, I’d like to pick you up, grab some food, and have an evening picnic?” he said in his text to me, and I gleefully accepted his proposition. “You have options, though,” I told him. “I’m wearing the cutest dress…

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Jock One Ball 

Today, I Woke Up Angry

I was angry from the moment I woke up today. I have no idea why, I just was. Sleep had evaded me for much of the night, though I couldn’t pinpoint one specific reason for it, plus I think I’m starting to get a cold. With a big, black cloud hanging over from the second I opened my eyes, the rest of the day didn’t bode well … I got even angrier when I checked my bank balance after my morning cup of tea. One Ball is meant to send…

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