Today, I Miss…
It suddenly struck me today just how much I missed my vibrators.…
You Can Only Have One Position…
You can only have sex in one position for the rest of…
Wandering Hands
I have a question: If my boyfriend is that disinterested in sex…
Under the Lights
“I love to watch you dance under the lights,” he said to…
Nudge Nudge
Spoon me, please. Throw your arms around me, draw me in close,…
You Couldn’t Wait
“I got a bad idea, how about we take a little bit…
Selfies
Would you like to know how many selfies I’ve taken with you…
The Tweets I Didn’t Send 2019
I recently delved into my drafts on Twitter for the first time…
Act A: The Photograph
"Do you remember that photo?" Of course she did. She…