Tag: Anal

Bear True Tales 

Anal FOMO: My 30-Something Anal Crisis

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It’s been 17 months. That’s how long Bear and I have been together. Something like that. He keeps count more meticulously than I do. I’m useless with dates. I’m useless with most things that are important, especially as far as numbers are concerned. 17 months doesn’t sound like that long when you think about it. At the same time, it’s the longest time in the world. We moved in together way too early — around the six-month mark — but I wouldn’t say it hindered us at all. It might…

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The Director 

Slut: Analysed

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So, the hangover seems to have subsided somewhat and I’ve had some time to focus and think back over the stuff that happened on my date. I am genuinely not impressed with my dumbass behaviour. I shouldn’t have slept with him. I shouldn’t have acted the way I did. He’s been regaling me with tales of our night (and enjoying it a little too much for my liking, too) but I’m not sure where Little Miss Promiscuous came from. I need to put her back in the cage she clearly…

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The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of True Tales 

I Think We Need To Break Up

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I think it’s time for my current guy [The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of] and I to break up, part ways, whatever you want to call it. It’s a shame, but I really don’t think he’s the kind of guy I’m looking for. Do you want to know when I realised that? Half-way through our fuck last night, that’s when. Great timing, as always. And as discussed in Anal Sex – What’s the Deal?, he wanted to put his dick in my ass again. I said no, he tried…

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The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of True Tales 

Anal Sex – What’s the Deal?

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This is NOT a sexy blog post. There’s poo talk, peeps. I’d call this one more of a cautionary [and fucking embarrassing] tale. I’ve got a question for you: What’s the obsession between men and anal sex lately? *I’m not deliberately gender stereotyping. I’ve just had more men than usual trying to crawl into my ass than women. Don’t get me wrong, if anal sex is on the menu, I’ll order it from time to time, but if I’m being really honest, I don’t actually get anything from anal play.…

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