The Director
Number: 48
Length: 3 months
If I had to describe this relationship in three words, I would say: sex, guns, and unavailability.
What Do You Need to Get a Hot Date?
I’ve finally figured out the answer to that age-old question - What do you need to get a hot date? The answer? Another hot date. And then another one thrown in on top of that for good measure. I don’t even know where to start. It’s only been like three days… Slightly stung from The Gemini’s rejection, I decided to take it like a man and…
So Let Me Get This Straight…
“So let me get this straight. If we have a great first few dates you’d be willing to wear skirts and no / tiny underwear for me. You would be happy to be constantly sexually interfered with and you will suck my dick regularly, especially if we haven’t seen each other for a few days. In response, I will give you as much head or…
OH MY GOD I’M SO FUCKING NERVOUS
*I should have posted this last night but I've been uber blog-happy recently and didn't want to spam you. However, by the time you read this, I'll either be nakedly tangled with the guy or I'll be at home on my own.... I’m sweating. Just sat here typing, finishing off some writing stuff, my leg is bobbing up and down, my toes are twitching, and…
Slut
I went on the date with The Director. I also got blind drunk and turned into an absolute slut. Total slut. Wasn’t that the point of the date though? I went out looking to get laid and get laid I most definitely did…. The only problem is I don’t remember much of it. In fact I barely remember anything at all. I’m a non-drinker. I…
Slut: Analysed
So, the hangover seems to have subsided somewhat and I’ve had some time to focus and think back over the stuff that happened on my date. I am genuinely not impressed with my dumbass behaviour. I shouldn’t have slept with him. I shouldn’t have acted the way I did. He’s been regaling me with tales of our night (and enjoying it a little too much…
The Second First Date
So I went on the second first date with The Director. You know because I couldn’t remember the first one and all. So much has happened. I don’t even know where to begin. I worried about the whole new relationship thing and the dodgy smear situation for a few hours but ultimately decided to cross that bridge when I came to it. After all they…
Netflix and Chill
He said I was the best sex he ever had. He said that to me. The Director said that to me on our second date. Holy fuck. To be fair, we had such great sex that the neighbours complained the next day, which was more than a little embarrassing. Apparently they had heard us shagging two nights that week, and the wife had made the…
Deleted User
Well, I’ve gone and made things really complicated for myself. Super complicated actually. I did that thing where I over-thought everything and kinda screwed things up. The time has come for me to lay it all down on the table and figure out what to do. To start with, The Director has deleted his POF account. Completely deleted it. “Deleted User” I didn’t ask him to, he…
The Third Date
The Director has my full attention. We had our third date and I’m not going to lie, it was pretty amazing. We went to see a film for our third date - Legend. I groaned when I learned it was a Kray-style gangsta film but my mood was slightly lifted when I learned it starred Tom Hardy. 'Hotasfuck' as The Director would say. He took…
An Orgasm a Day…
We’ve just had our fifth date, The Director and I. Wine, pizza and a movie at his. The movie was San Andreas - second time I’ve watched it because I love it and I have a serious crush on The Rock. It’s the whole save-me-in-an-emergency thing. Just like Liam Neeson. Those Taken movies are recorded and regularly watched. I LUST after that man. That accent.…