Hinge Diaries

My First 48 Hours on Hinge

For absolutely no reason whatsoever I decided to document my first 48 hours on Hinge. I’d seen other people talking about their awful experiences on the dating app, so I figured that my first ever time on there would probably be a “fun” experience.Spoiler: Fun is a fuckin’ strong word. 48 Hours on Hinge Let’s kick things off with a little background. To start with,…

Axe Man

Before I say anything else, I would like to say that I was 99.5% responsible for what went wrong with Axe Man, who was my first proper candidate from Hinge. It all started off so well… then ended in what we called “mutual ghosting.” I learned a valuable...

Giraffe

I love arrogant men. I don’t know why I love them; I just do. If a man displays just the right amount of mocking misogyny, I’m all over him like a seagull with your sausage roll outside Greggs. I suppose that’s why I liked Giraffe at first, who I discovered on Hinge...