Number 1: The Very First One
I met The Very First One like most people meet their first…
Anal FOMO: My 30-Something Anal Crisis
It’s been 17 months. That’s how long Bear and I have been…
Intimacy, But Not Sex.
You know, I quite liked fucking your pretty little mouth last night. …
Day Six: Full Cretin
Sometimes, I’d quite like to strangle Bear. Like right now, for example.…
That Time I Was Accidentally Paid for Sex
Do you remember a time when a Jack Daniels and Coke cost…
Car Parks & Shooting Stars
I'm a little bit obsessed with space. Anyone who knows me knows…
Season’s Greetings
Wanna hear something romantic as fuck? It’s a bit cringe-worthy, I think,…
Top 100 Sex Blog 2017 – Sixth! (Also: Nipple Sticks)
What a bloody wonderful surprise to check my Twitter one day…
Sexual Hoop-Jumping
How many of you would demand that a partner get him or…
A Case of Mistaken Notifications
Do you have any idea how soul-destroying it is to be accused…