NotSoSexintheCity

Every time I think I’ve made my mind up about The Director, he does something to change it back again. I’ve been kinda up and down about him a lot recently, some of which I’ll blame on my Twirtation, but I can’t figure him out. It’s driving me a little crazy… He says he can’t wait to see me yet our conversation is stumped. I’ll initiate it, he’ll respond and then that’s it. He won’t ask questions back. He won’t carry on the conversation. He either doesn’t bother messaging back…

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I started writing for a new client recently. This client just so happens to have a famous actor brother. She has also fallen in love with me, my writing style, my sense of humour, everything. She wants me to go and visit her in the States. That’s what she said more than once. I wasn’t going to mention it to anyone because I put it down to just something people say sometimes – “Oh you must come and visit sometimes!” I didn’t take it too seriously you know? I accidentally…

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There’s something about The Director that I just can’t put my finger on it. He’s a nice guy, a funny guy but he’s also a bit of a dick. Or maybe he just likes to argue? I’m not sure. I always thought our petty fights were a twisted form of foreplay but I’m starting to think he’s just an argumentative asshole. I’m not sure I like that side of him. We’ve had a few fights already in our brief dalliance. The second-date fight, the going-to-the-States fight (you’ll read about this…

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As you can probably tell over the last few posts on the blog, I’m very into The Director right now. Whatever it is he’s got, it’s working for me. I can’t wait to see him. I change plans to see him. I make sure I have funds set aside to see him. I do things for him too – I massage, I put out on demand, I cook, I clean, I drop to my knees and share my social-ness knowledge to help better his business. It’s not one-sided – he does…

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We’ve just had our fifth date, The Director and I. Wine, pizza and a movie at his. The movie was San Andreas – second time I’ve watched it because I love it and I have a serious crush on The Rock. It’s the whole save-me-in-an-emergency thing. Just like Liam Neeson. Those Taken movies are recorded and regularly watched. I LUST after that man. That accent. The things I would let him do to me… He took me to bed, The Director I mean, not Liam Neeson sadly. Boo. He turned…

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The Director has my full attention. We had our third date and I’m not going to lie, it was pretty amazing.  We went to see a film for our third date – Legend. I groaned when I learned it was a Kray-style gangsta film but my mood was slightly lifted when I learned it starred Tom Hardy. ‘Hotasfuck‘ as The Director would say. He took me for dinner beforehand in an American diner, and we laughed and chatted and held hands just like new couples do. Then, we went for…

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Well, I’ve gone and made things really complicated for myself. Super complicated actually. I did that thing where I over-thought everything and kinda screwed things up. The time has come for me to lay it all down on the table and figure out what to do. To start with, The Director has deleted his POF account. Completely deleted it. “Deleted User” I didn’t ask him to, he just did it. Apparently when I got drunk on the first, first date I told him he would only be taking me home if he didn’t…

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He said I was the best sex he ever had. He said that to me. The Director said that to me on our second date. Holy fuck. To be fair, we had such great sex that the neighbours complained the next day, which was more than a little embarrassing. Apparently they had heard us shagging two nights that week, and the wife had made the husband come round and tell us to shut the fuck up. Can you believe that actually happened? I know I’m not a silent partner but…

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