Ten Days Later Brown Eyes 

Post-Date

So, I’ve done the pre-date write-up. If you haven’t read it yet, check it out HERE. Now it’s time to read the post-date review. The date with the man, I’ve still not come up with a name for. The date itself, for some women, would have been a total disaster. For me, it was brilliant. Excellent. Fabulous. I laughed, I was myself, we were ourselves. It was lovely. Childish and totally non-conformist but still lovely. Before the date we had agreed not to get dressed up. I didn’t want to see…

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I'm Out. Drops Mic. Brown Eyes 

Pre-Date

Today’s going to be a two-post day I think. I wrote a post before last night’s date but didn’t post it because I felt ridiculous. I don’t know why. It seems strange to get so… “obsessed” with a man I’ve never met but honestly, I’m obsessed. I was obsessed. So… This is what I wrote pre-date. And then we’ll come back to it. Grab yourself a coffee peeps. You might need it. Pre-Date I’m smitten with this guy you know. This new guy I’ve yet to name. We’re meeting tonight and…

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I'm Out. Drops Mic. Brown Eyes 

We’ve Been Talking For Six Days

I’m in a deliriously good mood today and I don’t really know why. I’m not complaining obviously, but after waking up and realising the housemates had left a right mess for me to clean up first thing in the morning for the fourth day in a row, I decided the only thing to do was to put my headphones on, crank up the music, and dance my troubles away. So I did. In my pants. Starting with ‘Light It Up’ – Major Lazer feat. Nyla & Fuse ODG. I realised…

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Guest Post – Splosh by @GeekyTemptress

I am beyond excited to bring to you the blog’s first ever guest post and who better to write it than the delectable @GeekyTemptress?  Happy reading…  Splosh I really love sex silly amounts and then I really love food. Thankfully sploshing exists and there can usually be had a myriad of giggling fun times from your very own fridge. There’s also some huge things NOT to do to yourself, but it’s fine… I did them already do you don’t have to. I think I’ve separated it out into the main categories,…

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#FingerBangMe - What Happened to Fingering Anyway? Sex Tips 

#FingerBangMe – What Happened to Fingering Anyway?

I found myself embroiled in a Twitter chat last night about the decline of finger-banging. Oh, this is definitely a NSFW post by the way. I’m not beating around the bush (pun definitely intended), I’m talking fingering, finger-blasting, a good seeing-to with some deft digits… The decline of finger-banging is something I’ve definitely noticed as I’ve gotten older. I thought it was an age thing but if Bondara says it’s a sexual act on the decline, that would explain it. It’s a conversation me and a few of my female…

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Explanation Rebuttal Someone New 

Second Date (Round Two) With Someone New

A year ago, Someone New and I started dating. About six months ago, we broke up. Now… We’re trying again. I think. Last night I had my second date (round two) with Someone New. The plan was to meet him at 6pm from his work, go for something to eat, have a couple of drinks (non-alcoholic of course) and I’d head home for about 1030pm to finish off editing some work with a deadline of midnight. Ha! Well, I was an hour late for a start. I don’t know how…

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Dating 

Things I Wish I Could Say to the Married High School Guy

I’m fucking annoyed. The last message Married High School Guy sent to me last night made me realise exactly how wrong this little scenario is. What started out as innocent chit chat from two old school chums just catching up is now most definitely not innocent chit chat at all. He’s married. He has a baby on the way. I’m a home-wrecking whore now. *Slight exaggeration, we’ve only exchanged a few messages.  But seriously though, if his wife were to find those messages not only would she rip him a new…

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The Ex-Factor

If you’ve been following me on Twitter, you’ll know that Someone New, or SN, is back in the picture. It’s happened slowly and over time, innocent chat followed by cute kisses at the end of a wonderful coffee date, our sorry’s said and the past left behind us. But is it?  I haven’t had the best track record when it comes to ‘getting back with the ex’ as it were. In fact, every time I’ve attempted this before, it’s gone horribly wrong. Usually for me. But SN, he’s really trying.…

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But Does He Want Me Dating 

Hello Married High School Guy!

Okay… I’ve been tweeting about this guy but now I feel he deserves a little post of his own. I’m pretty sure he’s flirting with me but he’s doing it in a really bad way. Let me start from the beginning. So… Old high school guy messages me on Insta. Definitely flirting. Definitely married too. We weren’t even friends at school? — NotSoSexintheCity (@notsosexintheci) February 4, 2016 He started following me a while back on Instagram. Every now and again, he drops in a cheeky like. I take a peek…

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I Want Me Some of That The Dom 

I’m No Void-Filler

I had a little text exchange with The Dom yesterday morning and to be honest, I wasn’t going to write about it because he’s out of my life now. I’m grateful. I wasn’t yesterday when we had our text exchange and I was angry but now, after talking to some people and getting a different perspective about things, I’m glad I got out when I did. He told me I wasn’t disposable to him. After I explicitly told him weeks ago he WAS NOT to read my blog anymore and…

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